rear end of a giant duck decoy. Our intell was that the giant ducks had been spotting approaching from the coyote's left flank. The Beefaroni was having its special effect upon the

Breaking eye contact is one of the least talked about issues plaguing our society or lack of it. Depending on which direction it was coming from, it was getting triggered too ofte

Privations are expected in this line of work. So you always made contingencies where you could. You did it without thinking. Center window best to jump through but the left for sh

First chance to visit or, even you'd not think it, join the journey. The Royal Stroll about the Grounds proper. The beaters and strumpets are their own affairs; we have another. Pr

Unfortunately, as a dermatologist &, more importantly, as a human with skin, I know that my reckoning is closing in on me for what I have done to the skin of so many in the name of

But I was not alone in this practice nor was I even the first. Not by a long shot. It had started with the first time tourists who emerged from the future into the Early Jurassic.

I was once accused of not knowing the meaning of meaning. I mean how mean does a person have to be before we call him a man. This is the man I called you. He is 24 from just north

Sometimes, being explicit prevents the issues. Others disagree. Some primates learned to fear the pill. Bill's unctuous tones soon had us swimming in our own skins like jelloshots.

"Well, Pardner, there's no seeing anyway out of this one. We're completely surrounded by a thousand gunslingers and associated livestock and their combined droppings under a dome.

I should have said chickenshit but I could already see that look in her wild eyes if I did. As much as I love her for being crazy, sometimes she reminds me that she really is crazy

"Wander on, wander on" he admonished them. "This is not for you to see", and he slammed the door in their faces. The threshold began to glow yellow in a counterclockwise direction

I thought I had mentioned nothing about that singer I heard about that put purr into even her "8chez", how you feeling about that now? I kept your key. When you wanted to wander,

Manger Danger is a little discussed safety program that had a short lived history. It was instituted by the Bethlehem village council in August of 37 BCE & ended in May of 33 BCE.

onto the street. Almost immediately, a tourist bus drove past. Ash blushed furiously as the blinding camera flashes created a strobe light show. Maybe this outfit wasn't such a

sageway between here and life. I imagined it would be like those dreams where you run and run but don't move anywhere: my soul, limbs flailing about, but stuck in space.

only to be discovered again years later. I held the driftwood in my hand. The wood had been worn down by the ocean years ago and felt as smooth as silk against my rough palms.

the fact that you never eat or drink, even though you work in a bar. Why do you work at a bar? Is it because you don't leave to leave your house during the day? I'm thinking that

The Wicked Witch darted around a corner. She was breathing heavily, still holding her water gun ready. In the distance, she heard Glinda's tinkling laugh and an ominous splash.

I stepped backward towards the edge of the building. I thought Robin would have I thing or to to say about the Catlady's designs on me. "Playing hard to get? Mrrreoow!"

I was an amateur compared to Uncle Phil. I watched as he pulled out his waist band and scooped in an entire plate of hors d'oeuvre. His pants clinked from the champagne bottles.