the fact everyone now had butts where their faces should be. I walked into homeroom, and a dozen moon faces looked back at me. I think I almost passed out from laughter. That

I decided to follow the stupidity to its logical conclusion. As I had suspected, we found Theony and his crew working over a dark elves village in the Misty Mazes on Msse Eliot.

Who is the cryer in Hamlet town this morn?

was in another illusion. He had truly believed it last time. But maybe this was real.

. He rubbed his hands gleefully:"They voted me least likely to succeed, but it's not MY head rolling on the sidewalk." Yuki blushed & showed him the heads of his other classmates.

Dusk arrived slowly on the beach. The sun's reflection glittered on the ocean's rough surface. The water reflected the pink-streaked sky, creating a stunning sunset mosaic.

belch. Felix was an exemplary owner & ran with his laptop to his GP. Dr. Goodfeel frowned:"Caffeine poisoning. Nurse, the stomach pump." Felix fretted as his porn drive was sucked

"Look, buddy," said Satan. "I understand the thirst for vengeance, truly I do. But what can you do against the entire police force?" The man simply smirked. He had a devious plan.

Eric Stana, professional hit-man, was befuddled when he first received the letter. Perhaps it was some kind of code. Lick the kitty? It was strange. He checked the return address

a 10 inch record of lively music. His 11th hour arrival gave him only 12 hours to find that 13th Warrior DVD or she'd have 14 days to vacate the premises. Lucy reached for her 15

You've got to stay in the game, but I can't help but wait and watch the world pass me by.

She used to be known as Peter Rabbit before she had the peter removed and became Janice. Her life was so much better now; free love, free cabbage. But lurking in the shadows was

fish blood. I must have misread the recipe. Using a spoon, I carefully took out all of the fish food that I had added, and then poured fish blood in the batter instead.

Truly a hero to all mankind! There was no hero nobler than Jimmy the Break-dancing Wombat. His dancing skills were a beacon of light in humanity's suffocating darkness.

Pero también dicen que la prosa publicada en los sitios web es un momento turgente de pensamiento estreñido.

rise in interest rates and unsustainable market growth. A new oasis, a safe place for the dinosaurs to be who they truly wished to be. Thus the legendary eggs were treated like

"Psst. Hey. Leonard," I whispered. He glanced up at me curiously. "Wanna start a riot with me?" I asked. Leonard shrugged, but I could see the calculating look in his eyes.

ight, be warned, I may start gnawing on your arm. But you know how to deal with me when that happens - the water spray bottle is on the bedside table. Susan, don't look so

and a plaid bowtie. It was a Squid Nerd! Thinking quickly, I shouted out a long nuclear physics equation. The squid nerd paused and drew some figures in the sand as we escaped.

goes, Hayley Mills follows, or at least sends her electronically generated twin self. Yes, this was a parent trap. He should have known when he saw the manacles on his easy chair