%u201CTo commit regicide%u201D, squawked Chicken Little and buried his beak in the heart of the King of Rhodes. The King was allergic to chicken and went into anaphylactic shock.

frozen blood sausage. The judges decided to move her up to the next challenge: she would now bake-off against Chef Leonardo: the greatest culinary chef in the area.

on horseback. Though Natasha was deaf, she was sensitive to the body language of animals and was a skilled rider. Pierre followed behind, guided by a lead rope. Together they

And I did! I was able to scratch my way through the walls, back out to the hallway. Back to my friend, Tim. Tim was actually just a tiny box. My hands were stumps at this point,

ly backed away from her, taking the opportunity to slide my boots back on. I wasn't going to let this woman get anywhere near my feet, especially my bunions!

that's how evolution works, really. Somebody had dressed the skeleton up in an ensemble consisting of a bedazzled top hat, a feather boa and a badge reading "Sexy Beast!".

had triggered this disaster. My powers had grown too strong for me to control. I should have discarded the alias of Boot Man while I'd still had the chance. It's too late for

onto the remains of the moose. "So sorry," I said, wiping the back of my hand across my mouth. "It's just that it smells rancid." The lunch lady lifted a bushy eyebrow,

haven't found anything rarer than silver." The women reached for a slim chain around her neck and pulled it out of her shirt, revealing a highly polished pendant.

"Son of a..." Noah cursed under his breath. "Look, God, you said two of every animal. Pit bulls are a breed of dog. Did you say two of every breed of every animal? I think not."

case. In fact, many galaxies had met their doom at the hands of greedy corporations. Jim Friendly was a welcome exception to the general rule of ruthless CEOs.

cities around the world, gaining some degree of fame for his skills. A little bit of bobbing fame didn't pay the bills, though. So Peter Stiff decided that it was time to study

I couldn't go on knowing that she held a portion of my heart with her, and so I had to kill her. It was not the best choice, but it was a choice I made.

to have a sale on candy bars!', not 'chicken nuggets'!" The director glared at Donald. "You're supposed to be a professional." He clapped his hands. It was time to reset the scene.

the insects and birds. And really, perhaps they're all the safer for it. I mean, look what's happened to our own planet because of us!

and were far happier without James. Lydia and Joanne agreed that he was a cold, uncaring partner; too focused on his work. The two found warmth and comfort in each other's arms.

Забачена босанска касаба. На крају касабе, ћуприја, а поред ње крчма у којој Симан тавори.

At that, Dana lost it: "You think I WANT to live in this 30 room mansion, Brad!? Got ANY idea how trying it is to manage 76 maids!?" She burst into sobs:"Oh, the deprivation..sniff

Ситни руски чиновник Червјаков, пресрећан јер се нашао у пратњи генерала, обилази босанске друмове.

then he went outside in his astronaut suit, prepared for a flight. But alas, his bodliy gases would not be enough to lift his fat butt off the ground - he would need