see what I saw when I looked at what I saw. His kind were not welcome in our brave new world. He had his had to wiped out for the sake of our holy ideas. Truth demanded Bob die. In

13th century chamber pot at me and yelling that he had found "The Shit". "More like, lost his shit", I said under my breath. "You hardly had to wake me up from my sleep to show me

Most beings don't consider what it means being an expert on the known universe. If you are any good at your job you have a rough idea of where the unknown universe is. That is prob

You have to squint, close your eyes so tightly that your eyelids almost meet your cheek. Then, if you tilt your head to the right, the shimmering heat haze should begin to fade.

what my old man used to say. Squish them while they're tadpoles, you know? Put on your stomping boots and deal with the spawn before the frog population gets real nasty.

The dealer looked puzzled for a moment, glancing down at the cards he held. "Um, Simon, we're playing Uno. There is no bluffing." He slapped a Draw Four onto the pile of cards.

Dave shot George an unsettled look. "You don't know it's fresh," he said. A droplet of sweat scurried down his nose and splashed into the soup he was preparing.

agazines to read to keep him well occupied. Bud was an avid devotee to fashion publications, despite his grizzled old man appearance. He was particularly passionate about

She tried to hide the gash but the blood soaked boots attracted the dogs. They were coming. I had to make my decision quickly? "Are you sure you're not infected?" The girl just lau

The top of the buildings had glassed down over themselves. The streets in between had become valleys over the aeons since their glassing. In some, rivers ran through them. Lakes ap

you'd prefer corrugated fiberboard instead of cardboard. We can make the substitution on any meal on the menu. Just be advised, the corrugated fiberboard does take longer to cook.

what good is it being a God if I can't do God things to my worshipers." "Again, I'm your only worshiper and if you are going to treat me so meanly then I can go worship some other

I don't blame you for blaming me. I'm just not the blame. I hate to say it, but I was the patsy. I bought it all: hook, line and sinker. I realize now that Laguna played me & I do

Nor shall we. Let us, just like George, find out if that was a mistake right at the moment we discover it was such a big ass mistake to not consider the threats that hawks might po

a passing MTV from the future. It wasn't a roof at all, it was some kind of scorched platform which was clearly part of some kind of energy weapon and it was trying to target me. I

from being the Bitch in the privacy of her own palace. As long as Her Majesty didn't decide to make BDSM Royal Policy, his conscience was clear. He was just a part of the furniture

because it was almost to the bit in the song where they said it was hammertime. There! Right as he went to hammertime the mosquito bit his nose again & without thinking bashed his

As was she. Red hair and green & hazel eyes, had marked her at birth, just as being the daughter of the man they thought was her father put her on the wrong side of the fence. The

Just throwing it all in on this one. The drums might be a bit too much. What do I know? I'm not you. Or am I? Are you me? Are we, we? Wow that one sure stuck quickly. Now to get it

price to pay, really. Still, the cake's icing glistened with the promise of deliciousness, taunting me. I sighed and took a knife from the drawer. My decision was made - I'd cut