There's a sting in finding out later that I had indulged.. 2 fold type of sting really when you think about it or overthink it as I tended to do. Seeing the habit & then feeling it

with shellacked hair and carefully spit shined loafers. "Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim Musicant, we we we are are here here here here.." Echoes for miles. No

"Clive, you're pushing buttons that you yourself are creating. You must be careful. She won't tolerate that for much longer. Have you noticed all 8 of her eyes are on you right now

head was a fair likeness, almost hyperrealistic in that it began to blink and furrow its brows as if trying to understand why it was looking back at itself. I couldn't scream try

To find the underground passage. It was here the whole time, amongst the lights and glitz and faux lifestyles. Below the charm, below the surface was this den of secrets.

A quick glance in the rearview mirror. Three hired thugs. Packing heat. About 700 pounds between them. Two scientists, drugged and gagged. My sister. 5 blocks away. Timecheck.

"From where I'm sitting, you have two options, Maurice. Give me the gun or take the gun with you...the hard way."

get knocked up by Ian or Ivan. It didn't matter. They were both dead.That left only her sweet sister, her jailer, Nyasas. I should've listened to her when she said not to play with

You've probably noticed that sometimes I just let the words emerge on their own. Even I can't keep up with that train. Nor can I jump a bar graph. A tycoon in the boardroom, an

off inside my pants (well, at least that's what it felt like). Wrapping her lips around the bun, she took at least half of the chili onion hot dog into her mouth &...gagged! I

h a snap of her sharp white teeth & waving at the cheering crowd of snakes, hawks, owls, & eagles. Her family was standing, waving wildly as she, Miss Mustela Weasel was crowned

Sprouts and Bamboo, Kyoto Cabbage and Scallops, Fugu and Sugar Snap Peas, Pumpkin and Bok choy, yams and onions, rapini and raps seed,

He lived in Hollywood, in the 80s, sleeping in the back of his truck, waiting for his big break, and somehow, fortuitously ending up in her bed, a woman nineteen years his senior.

@wait.. isn’t that old man Jenkins over there?” I pointed

run amok and do whatever we want without constraints from adults. That would solve everything. So we kids all ran away from home and created a tribe in the woods. Our first

"Who'd've thought sanitation engineer is so prestigious!" marveled Ed's wife. But upon arriving on Uranus & settling into their habitat, the mounds of poop everywhere made it clear

and start to stir me with a crusty ladle before lifting up a ladle's worth of me, raise it to his lips, look past me in the ladle to see Gene Simmons's black wig. Vic Tayback drops

The damage to the milk truck is what finally got their mother off her ass. She jumped up off of the porch& grabbed the rings of Saturn & wrapped them around Mateo & Jenera. The dro

because none of the politicians much cared for their American neighbors anyhow. This way, the zombies got to eat and the Canadian politicians got re-election for additional terms

Paula clutched desperately for the jar in zero g. When she twisted on the lid there was a soft popping sound and all pots and pans immediately fell to the kitchen floor.