square of the arc length of history is equal to sum of the squares of the other two sides of Shandra Jiao times 1402 plus justice. The numbers don't lie, the end is nigh. Beware!

whole class knew how I felt about being shunned in emails. I was older, wiser now, and found myself feeling very brave that day as noted by the casual swiveling.

I wish I had spent the extra 50 bucks to include the comma. It would have saved me so much heartache and mean faces. I really meant it. Favorite show? Tiny Toons? No, Rugrats.

"No no no! You can't be serious! It's the book, you hot bag of lizard crap! Master Fuzzy and Captain Bunny. Why are you here? Do you think this is a game?"

He then stood up and spat his tea into a mug across the room, which was clearly its intended purpose not just a fashion accessory. "Do any of you know how to rumba? I haven't done

Billy marched right up to the hulking smiling soda can mascot and sneered with derision. "So YOU'RE the choice for the new generation? Pfft."

"Nobody whistles dixie in my courthouse, Roberts! Nobody!", the judge decried angrily.

of flailing limbs and deception and had tobe stopped at all costs. Gary knew Guy from Beta2Delta6 where Twister was oftentimes a form of either currency or ritualistic mating plays

real mission when the Onotron caterwauled on the spaceport PA system that she needed "Prinnnggles iieeeeeeee!" which by all accounts wasn't really going to happen as we were so far

I put on my pink tiger leotard and march out the door with all the pomposity that a German Ziggy Stardust could muster. I looked fabulous, and felt like I could ride the train with

It don't make one lick of difference what part of the green you see, baby! It's all different strokes for different folks, you make your money, you lose your money, you're out of t

The Czars played top 40 in an underground tavern three nights a week. The tips were few. The fights were many. The Czars lived fast and partied hard. Like only a Czar knew how.

"You mean the Silver Bullet?" Yes I had my Coors Light. I had several of them. The thing is they were empty two days ago. I kept them as a relic of a former happier time. Which did

only two sticks, a loaf of bread and a wink which was which wasn't really meant to inspire confidence, but more like a facial tic he seemed to have acquired in the last 30 days.

Zorinox, who came from the North had a truly wide grin upon seeing the troupe ready to perform the one hand clap. He had only ever witnessed this feat once before in the olden

unbroken, tried to imagine a world full of her own design. Instead the image shatters and we're left with a void at the apex. A nothingness. A conscious nothing. A living breathing

pretending they didn't exist. If I don't I won't have much left to even consider such a concept. They weren't my friends merely hungry beasts intent on leaving me in the cool aid.

tell you to do and there ain't gonna be no backtalk, hear? You know why we're here, you know what is at stake tonight. So don't you fuss with me, fools."

You knew phonies when you saw them, and he was a first class fake. Teachers are easily swayed by good looks and attentiveness, but you didn't see Derek. You glimpsed the monster.

sent chills down my back. With an equally icy voice it hissed in my ear. "I know who you are and why you're here now. Tell me the truth."