y drift. He's got an itch to scratch on this pool table, and we don't want to get our hands dirty tonight."

guru took his time in contemplating the question. After about four beats, he looked up at me with eyes shining and said "It's not about what you plumb, but how much of yourself you

Every table was filled. Every face covered with the remnants of a hundred berries. The voices were less human and more the squeal of a grunting herd. That sure was a lot of pie...

"You know, suh, we've shot people for less sass.", one of the tougher ones sneered. "Stole his boots and horse, too."

your brash confidence. It's all a façade--cowardly and meaningless." Just then the Narrator began to cough.. Just a tickle of the throat, he assumed. Right. A tickle hmmm.

“Frozen grass you say?!? I thought those greens looked suspicious..” the old man thought aloud, cuddling his glass of Charles Daniels whiskey.

not think, you know, just like all the other brave and stupid members of this Riverdance troupe. We'll rule the day, if only to beat the other two teams. Nevermind that they're all

, startling the teacher out of his own slumber while lecturing. Of course, the student didn’t know that the word “no” would be enough incentive for extra homework.

the dog that can fly?" Well ur lucky cuz it cant!

drag Bambi's mother body and threw it into the ocean,letting it flow back the Bambi's side

boots and promised to never bowl drunk again. I sobered up but realized the minorities weren’t done with me. They forced me to get them pizza and sodas at the snack bar, my treat.

The music behind me made it sound like I was drinking my orange Shasta in a James Bond movie. I was 007 & a half. Now I’m drying my salted nuts in a convent because the humidity &

and unscrewed the sweet fruit from his nostrils as Rob roared with laughter. "You think that's funny?" asked Abe as he shoved a handful of cherries into the seat of Rob's pants.

I stared in astonishment at the parrot sitting on my car. Obviously it had been owned by a jealous Italian gourmand. I held out my hand to it. "Polly want some pasta?" I said.

Most of those won't though because in order to say it you'd have take some responsibility for doing it. Too many run the other way, whether they are armed or not or have bone spurs

I walked all over the city looking for a barber for my asshair. I was tired and my asshair was dragging. I was crossing the street being passed by a Sikh man wearing a turban when

noticed that every moment is a war over territory. There is only so much existence to go around. It is state bound knowledge whether you get another so it is a war to make the most

Doing that thing again. Chicago is playing just now. Taking me back to Teen Town in Riverside Park. To Erin.

Unbelievably beige. The universe is so beige that the tan universe still pleads with the ochre universe for relief. She badgers Saturation and Hue also. When they see tan coming th

I am going to get stuff done today. I am going to take some of the Unabomber off my face. Give the old horse a bath in the water I led her to but she's not drinking. Those leaking