Crunch again and toss. Thud. Move on to a banana. Peel it. Devour the fruit inside. Squish. Toss the peel. Watch an unsuspecting victim slip on the peel and fall on his ass. Thud.

I suddenly experienced the whole life cycle of all the ingredients that went into making this cheese. I followed the DNA of the cows involved all the way back to the first cow and

body & at a signal from the Choirmaster they lifted him up with just their combined notes. A bassoonist & a percussionist with cymbals playing the drunk maestro into standing. The

could pay for this time share but the dime was too big to get out of his pocket. He had to hire a crack Coin Pocket Extraction team who were prompt, amiable, trustworthy & competiv

Thinking he has been unmasked, the professor, who truly is Fu Manchu in disguise as Charlie Chan in disguise as this college professor, Norlan Gate, he releases weaponized Tidepods

drug her, with the pill crushed and mixed into Jello Pudding. Cosby even agreed to play one of his comedy CDs for her while he did the deed, an added bonus. All was going according

us of accountability. But she couldn't concentrate because she kept listening to the sounds from the bay through her window. Was that the blood on the knife calling her? Then she h

“Yes, though I am not worthy of your mercy Great Horned One, but I repent my righteous ways. I repudiate them with every fiber of my being. I give that & all that I am to your Serv

I was going to say “with a hoody on set to 11” but if a muted teal tutu works for you, then by all means, let’s get that rung up for you. Maddison, will take care of that with you.

the bend and began to recite the alphabet in a voice resembling a trombone in a pool of oatmeal. The other people on the bus moved away from me as I pretended not to notice.

as he cashed another royalties check from his latest successful porn novel. Kalki, known as The destroyer of Filth, wanted to destroy Sam, despite His admiration for sam's work.

"I've waited all my life to burn the feet of a mystic." The other red-hot coal glowered at him (as only a red-hot coal can glower) and replied, "Why? So you can prove him wrong?"

Rollins started to think that maybe that is what Barrows had in mind all along. They agreed that Rollins had 3 years to carry off the perfect hands on murder on the victim of his

What if that wipes his memory? I've told him things, you know. And he's such a good listener. Just sits quietly while I go on and on, his little tin and copper face so attentive.

psuedopod. The move made Marta stop & purr at Mr. Fix-It. The look in his eyes told her that he had the right tool for what needed fixing. Her look promised to show him the plumbin

I hope I remember, some day, some hour, where those twelves came from and what was their back story. For now, lets just say that they've served their purpose & lets move on to the

I had stepped onto the light and was being transported to the dark side of the bright, which was our largest temple outside the Holy Planet. It was located on Brandeis Colony Theta

slapped it on the ass and sent it down to the bar to fetch us our cool drinks. Tikis don't like getting slapped on the ass, it turns out. Tikis got big medicine. Tikis eat heads.

Era del Norte. Que triste es la cosa. Veno de tigeres negros que tenian palabras briosas para confundia.

led out gun he had been issued by the school. He checked the clip like they did in the movies and the 3 day training he had just gone through. Brian was done being a Barney Fife.