Bob complied with the guard’s unusual request and stuck his index finger gently into Ann’s navel and wiggled it around. Ann tittered at first, but then she frowned and reached out

So said the teacher, who studied the book report handed in by the three-toed sloth who was in 3rd-period English. The report was lousy. But he would pass the sloth; he hated him.

It gives me more room to look at my thoughts from all directions. Every time that I look from underneath I discover the holes in the sky were my tears, that I had forgotten. & from

is grass if I return like this to the Brass. So I got to think of something fast. Something to keep us from falling into the past like in that last flash fold told, not meaning to

Wit out kenning nae wee tiny tiny tyme. Two tea Der Trotter, axe knot wut Da Mater, hatch it in stead Sir Verses abounds. Look Sie Unter Gunter con fromage de guerre. Two surround

And also a great winding as the Voice of the Mighty threw the chaff from the wheat that was humanity's last call. The eternal vacuum cleaner was coming in to do some end times clea

I grow weary of watching generations of my children grow & die before my eyes. I need to recreate my potion to go back inside & condemn another to immortality because I need a frie

together to show people our love. Honestly we don't have any, but who cares about our miserable real life when they see our lovely virtual life.

As I am about to board the plane, three huge men sneaked behind me and tackled me! "Sir, you are arrested for fraud. Please follow me back to the FBI." I screamed and yelled

It tasted astonishingly good. Amazing. I think I will request this recipe as the final meal before I receive my death sentence. Is it weird to think about that before even commitin

with someone else's mind. It's challenging and I am intimidated by the fact that I only had one shot. Once, and nothing else.

I wish I had seen Clint Eastwood in a live stage Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (Uncensored). Those naughty mothers of our kids, lovely ladies, really. The Sabine Women. Sibyl, I

It hadn't been the first time the floodgates had been opened on me nor would it be the last time. I was almost a pro by that time. Anyway, I cleaned it up & my aunt was a widow aga

is still stuck behind the filing cabinet where you dropped it when you got spooked by that long shot that just missed you and made you pee your pants. "Got your head on yet?" A gru

This little girls grandfather must have be a real haggler because we never take a Third Born. We've never taken anything but the First Born. Then suddenly today, pick up this Third

I was there when they sacrificed her to their rain god, Thrall. I was there when her granddaughters killed Thrall. I was there when the granddaughters threw down their granddaughte

Remembering some advice about "white and green islands" I decided to gird myself for battle. Those dishes & coffeepot are going down! But first some Space Bachelor Pad music. Latex

Prof. Loomis was conducting a long term study in conjunction with the University's business school's new push to get kids thinking about business earlier & earlier in their lives.

, start a smear campaign, make sure it sticks to others, brown nose your way up, and to reach the pinnacle, pile it higher and deeper. Noone knows shit like a PhD. Call me Dr. Shit

another story. Sam was beginning to give up hope when there he was. Cappy'tain Wogpolly. Sam pushed him into the story vortex that he'd just pulled out from somewhere that the sun