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Noxzema/Olay posers. I even dared to show Daresby my Complection Dreambook. At the first page he broke his own neck trying to get away from what I had drawn. It was a butterfly. I

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me like he didn't trust me. Imagine that, the Devil being scared of little ole me. Well, he was and now I knew it. I turned up the heat, so to say, by starting a Paternoster in his

adopt Wimpism as my new ethos. To start off I ruined my vision by masturbating to Sousa sheet music and schematics for a dot matrix printer that still used serial connections & ATX

throw his lover and himself into the volcano but he didn't. Instead, he booked the next fast boat to China and ordered up a lavish wedding to take place the moment they landed. Abe

essment of me is harsh and way out of line. Nor is this the right time time for it considering where we are." I pointed out the eyes of the Watchers & their hungry mouths. The look

Whenever I spill something, which is often, it is a family joke to say that it turned into orange juice on me. So right now, I came in here with my hot paper plate of mole begging

His wife, Jessica Rabbit, was having an affair with The Great Gatsby’s ghost.

about getting together and having a coffee or a beer or casual sex but none of it ever happened. Sometimes the noises were angry and the lonely figure felt lonelier and angry too.

Sometimes the thoughts I think are unthinkable & yet there they are. I don't know what to think about that. I don't think I can. I thought I tried, but what I thought was trying wa

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screeched proving his namesake while Optimus Prime completed the refrain "If you're not into ecocars, if you hate his jet plane..." Megatron & Optimus linked arms while Starscream

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I am only a shallow one. Now my days were spent resting my shaggy face on the palms of my hands, smoking a cigarette in the blue moonlight. A very familiar car passed by, toting a

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