Rutherford Jr. ran out onto the larger lawn while his sister, Constance Josephine, notched her arrow "just right" over on the largest lawn and took aim on him. At the last second,

I don't believe any of us are innocent. Even the newborn wears the taint of death. We all played the roulette table that spit us out as existing, enjoy house rules motherfucker.

It was a really fun time, that time. It lasted how ever long it lasted & lasts with me now. It was a time of innocence for all of us. The wait times were utilized back then making

" "Yes, I know, Boss, I have contracted a skin disease known colloquially as 'Easter Ham with Cloves Face', and it's highly contagious!" said Bentley as he edged him toward the win

omb fever. I began accepting maggots as tender & put items like live cats & sheep on our menu. If the homeless abounded I'd offer a "The Real Thing" special. The dead appreciated

Then there was this other time when I forgot to give water to the Sahara. The Shiek of Chic, herself, called my pantaloon slippers drab and uninspiring. I told her "redundant".

I saw the bones behind the story. They look like normal bones except for being polished to a bright sheen verging on painful to look at. "I found them under a hedgerow under a wild

When they finally had a moment alone, he chided her. "CJ, I couldn't let you die still owing me for the other 5 times I saved your life". "I am not keeping count but I've saved you

Hope Diamond on the table for the newlyweds to handle the bill and the international incident that the errant Brandy Alexander had just wrought for them. Soren looked at Lauren and

...some say it is just numb being numb, but I've become numb to all the nomenclature. In the land of spooks and fairies, numb refers to something yummy to feast upon: numb is life

that was the moment I decided to change my name to numb. I told the torso of my brother Wally that I would have to finish eating him later. He surprised me with a scream he’d been

Especially when I introduce my knee to your face a few more times. “Just for old times” you would say when it was my face and your knee. This is for right now. We’ll continue until

I believe even this sentence is a lie I must find the truth of. I think the only thing that I can accept, right now, is that I never said that first sentence that I just attributed

of superior intelligence, I opened wide my arms and meowed "Mama!" to the cat. She immediately took me to her breast, and I had to be careful that my rodent teeth did not give me

gy tho his brain was these days, he'd not lend a hand to furniture forgers! "Gretsch-the routine." his loyal maidservant swathed him in threadbare coats & wheeled him out of the ho

The lady is clearly a single mom dealing with alot going on. But come on! A baby in business class. When Rory was a baby I thought about business school but she had so many needs,

cuba diver, in which case no one could see him nor be seen by him which made things a hell of a lot more complicated. We needed him to do his scuba diving only in highly visible

wer. Eventually you will hit rock bottom and everything will be allowed and you are now on the darkside without having to make the crossing. It takes a long time by that route. Or

picking my sources of the glint of fabrication, a structural underpinning of the consensus reality de jour and if, by mere chance, it came with a slim latte & an anise scone, that

sultry yom kippur on the Sudanese border, I called my step-half-non specific gendered sibling to offer them my blessings & unsatiated hunger. They took the former & spit on the lat