ianbotnik ordered the fanfare looked into & to set a Priority Theta alert and all units go code ##*! Then it turned to the remains of his predecessor. "He always was so chipper".

We were locked in the jammed door such that I couldn't see the payphone but I could reach it and Walter could see it but not reach it. To silence the incessant ringing we had to wo

I was that kind of person that would make everything a first person claim so that I could forever contradict myself. That way I could block myself from using the best arguments aga

it a stranger's car? Tomato tomahto, I decided. 3 blocks later, it sunk in that the gurgling sound behind me was from a toddler in car seat. To reassure it, I offered him a joint.

to his Mommy & sniffling:"The VP called me a name!", the question of his maturity level resurfaced. Would Xii not have been the wiser choice, being 12 & thus a year older than Xi?

"Well, it was time for a new floor anyway, isn't that right, Ramses?" Wilhelmina Schnook's pet goat bumped her in search of treats. The echoes of the family chapel, unmanifest yet

Moon is spooning the cheese that stands alone between us and our corruption. My hey & hey showed many the Way That May Stray Straight. Even his father, KRΊŃÄ, was led away afraid.

That innocent question asked on FoldingStory.com on May 3, 2017 by PurplePof would be the snowball that would grow to crush the whole world & reshape reality drastically from what

into a flash mob trying to dance the robot to Cage’s 4’33” while dresses as forest creatures who stumble when the fiery hair ball sets them on fire and then ricocheted up into the

isted it be an inside palette to go with their virtuous natures. Nothing Smokey or that danced off the walls. After all, they would be traversing intergalactic space & the bridge w

"Bob, do you ever see the zombies as metaphor for our own meandering, purposeless lives?" said Mike. "Shut up and shoot!" Bob yelled in reply as the horde approached the

The St. Paul Gazzette called my storage packing abilities epic. I disagreed with her on this one on several fronts, not to mention a family foible running around outside the coop.

we were. He told me that sinister forces were in play that weren’t in the Book. The bread and butter of prophecy is the fuzzy details. First one foot then nine is the linchpin. It

adeslater, could still give him a pang at the loss & that it had it that the only way he could ever relish seeing them at their most spectacular moments was by hunting & killing th

Infirmity came fast to disabuse me of that notion. I became the first known case of Instant Elephant Man Palsy. Overnight, I went from being healthy to being John Merrick’s twin.

to Polo's stock tips. "Sell yak bellies!" Kublai yelled into his cup phone. The finance minister, 20 feet away, saluted:"Yes, Majesty." "You know, Sire," added Marco "Sprint is 30%

It was a form of thievery that wasn't expected. The bluster & fulmination took the little bit of trust that glued them all together, and that made them easy pickings.

They wore cone-shaped hats and repeated their sentences. So we just thought they were strange and a bit tediously pedantic. But later much too late we realized that had been a hint

was smiling at me without lips, winking without eyes, and flaring his non-existant nostrils. I tried to scream a third time, but felt my mouth seal over like a wound. Afraid to

I have begun to written yet another story that is not interesting, though it has a storm, a bootlegger, and a bloody knife in it, and such stories usually promise to be interesting