In five years, the sex will be obsolete," said the scientist. "You'll order from a menu and they'll get cooked up in a test tube." I wanted a dreamy, poet with a twinkling in his

And let's face it, Fran's lunch was a joke that she could only pair with the bitter wine of her defeat. Gary hadn't shown up. Again. "Just 12 more times and I'm over him," she

notion that they perpetrate an insurance scam against the United States of America using First Nation Claims, #MeToo, #MohawkedLivesMatter, #OHITSVIDEO. My father, Conrad Salt, use

When our ancestors still shared God’s Mind with the rest of what would end up being Creation. When concepts like concepts were not yet concepts. For every Harpy there were 3 tengu.

They say that Old Boy Squiggy used to have harem and a live menagerie up there in that treehouse of his. I don’t know nothing about that nor do I care but I don’t recall giving you

peace and solitude. I wanted to retire to a beach on Florida, away from pretentious "adults". Unfortunately, when my plane landed I was swarmed a horde of vermin AKA my in-laws.

A gun was pointed at his head. "& now, Bond, I shoot you into the river." "Quite so," Bond struggled with his bonds "but did you know this is an ACTIVE railroad bridge?" "Wha..AHHH

strategizing, far more than Chess the Earlier. "Look!" exclaimed Chess the Later urgently, pointing behind father & son. When they turned, the wily chess AI made some "adjustments"

By the light of a candle at a rough table, a man read a book. It was greatly worn & nearly illegible for he held it close to the flame. Its shadow darkened a number of other faces

Looking back to all that has occurred to me since that eventful day, I am scarcely able to believe in the reality of my adventures. They were truly so wonderful that even now I am

He seemed to know her body's secrets as if he'd been handed a sensual roadmap.

Late twenties,single,female.Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O,all downhill from there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting

I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory.

There had been far too many simpering, low-fat milk-sops in his life recently. Wasn’t it time to walk on the wild side and eat some clotted cream?

"My sewing could wait, I thought—could go to hell for all I cared. Suddenly all I wanted to do was watch Gronk do his thang-thang in the zone place there."

Moving through life we don't know how much time any of us have left. Read this and do one thing for me: enjoy it. You will not be here forever.

When I enter the Love Hotel "Sumo Swashbucklerers", the attendant asked "Jansei o Dansei?" I didn't even know there were female sumo. Intrigued I

to lie on her divan, their eyes at dreamy half mast; they would have one forearm draped across their forehead the other arm lifeless fingers resting on the oriental rug

My hair still has the shampoo fresh smell that comes from going to the hairdressers.

But, enough about me!" - I suddenly ended my discord, "what about YOU?" I asked Felicia. Felicia was sexy- I was lucky to be talking with her, let alone standing next to her! She