It took them days to travel through the Mountains of Madness. When they reached the other side, a figure approached. "Thank you Mort and Al! But your sanity is in another castle!"

ather Williams/He was young Father Williams, far too young/When you bashed his head and cut out his tongue/Oh Father Williams, don't you know/Murderers reap what their killings sow

That's why I'm determined to prevent this book from winning a Pulitzer prize. I'm a guide dog for my young blind owner, and her best friend. If I die, it's guaranteed award bait.

my platform sandal right at its pizza bagel stealing face. The sound it made was more like a small alligator than a large rat, so I hobbled away as fast as I could on one sandal,

Well, beans are legumes, and even Futique knows that legumes aren't minerals. So what kind of beans were they-- Vegetable? Or something more sinister? More... human?

Painfully average in every way, the young Mr. Smith had never stood out from the crowd. But Wilson hopes that university would change him.

. She chose the 3 carat diamond. By the time all her treatments were done she only had 3 hours before her shift on Camels Don't Have Toes. Her camcam stint at the Oasis Sisters was

You have done well Fellow Traveler. By releasing the existence of this kind of technology now we will be able to claim that the Pee Tape is just another instance of this FakeApp.

that compromised their health but more importantly, he obliterated the Time Travel gland that all conjoined twins share. For the most part, this is actually a blessing since it sav

Gimpledon. My eyes almost in the grass, I toss the ball with my left hand & rush at it with stiffly raised racket arm. It bounces off my forehead & just clears the net. "15-love!"

neatly twisted Folding Story joint, breathed in its literary vapors, and held it in his lungs until the smoke erupted from his nose. The Director now looked like Henry Kissinger.

I guess I really should have passed on that Chili of the Damned at the Hell-pit Diner this morning. That Promised Land exit was racing against infernal gastrointestinal forces it h

I should probably tell you a little bit about the boy's mother. He name was Lizzie Bordon. She was from Ohio. She'd had some legal issues back there & moved here after she was aqui

"You might not know but I started my career as a molecular biologist. I thought I could bring about a human mosquito hybrid. Science turned into love when she drank my blood but I

This wasn't a natural darkness. Eldritch forces were in play that knew better. The Queen's death was just the 1st blow. It became that much more important to get the Queen's hand b

I am on a train listening to On The Road to Babylon, but I'm not thinking about the whores of Babylon, like you just did. No, I was thinking about singing the dolphin through John'

I feel so strong today. Now I am tired. I never knew feeling so strong could tire one out that quickly. This gave me an idea. What if a piece of the Cosmic Puzzle was still in the

I kneel on air and travel thusly, propelled by the space between what is & what isn't. However, on the other side, distinct things are not an idea having currency or legal tender.

a few pesos more we had pasaportes made out for Juan & Bonita Lucita & shacked up in a joint with a free internet. We planned to mine primes & live off the cerdo alto once more.

Squiggles spoke only Tarshish & translated "The rim of night shines at me from a thousand peering glasses." "Pretty" s/he said.Jyoto sighed.Phobos & Deimos rose in a martian sunset