Did I say "igneous?" I must have been some sort of geologist. If only I could my memory back. I pulled myself out of the wreckage of the gigantic earth driller

The way it works is the for each piece either side proposes must be met by it's opposite. The humans continued to only see demons & not the things that distinguish us from each oth

Stock in anything pear related tanked. Even the short players missed out on it since nobody had an inkling that it was coming. You can't play short if you don't know there's a game

and the rest don't go free until we get our money. You saw the condition of that one. Imagine two more days of that. Just as a reminder, here is a finger. I will let you guess whic

When I got to work this morning a hush fell on the room when I entered. "What happened?" Nobody answered. They all just looked at me. Then Ted Ortiz pointed to the TV & my daughter

Just what I needed today; a fire breathing dragon tripping on LSD and drunk on whiskey. Oh look at that, my tripping dragon is aroused as well. I better warned Remedios to expect

My snooty friends turned out to be snooty and not friends. They made it abundantly clear that they didn't like my pecan pie stuffed with bacon & shrimp. They ordered pineapple, jal

was surly but opened normally, mostly professionally. The taxi's back seat was supportive but clearly no pushover. It took my ass in tow & went about its job as a matter of course.

I looked at the dead man. "We didn't", I told him. His face said "Oh yeah" and went even sadder. I'm sure my face was just as sad. I hadn't expected to survive that but I had hoped

appreciate is that that person is counting your farts. Granted she didn't know you before she met you so it won't be an accurate count but you'll know how many farts since then.

If I had spoken just that one word right at that moment, things would be so much different than this. Blindfolded with my hands handcuffed to a wall behind me in front of a firing

As a Nigerian Prince myself, I understand the hardship this might be for you. I can help you to help the both of us. I can do a murder for you if you do a murder for me. Call it 2

I was walking home. I was in 1st Grade. We came upon a fight between fellow students. I watch like everybody else. Nobody tries to stop it. Then I decide I will stop it like Marsha

"By the way, my name is Ted. Ted Bundy from Utah. Not to be confused with Ted Bundy from Iowa because he isn't the famous one. I'm sure he is to his family. I hope so. I bet so. Ye

I was chewing gum as I pondered this enigma that is Singapore. The cabin boy just brought me, unbidden, an orange drink. Strange that he left two cups. I heard a click behind me &

time had passed. The other ghost nodded, and they spent some time in affable silence.

her daughter Amelia. She was talking but everything was suddenly very slow and getting slower. Everything is stopped. Only Margo Jenkins, I'm Margo Jenkins, what's happening?! My d

otten his henchmen. Of immediate concern was Mr. Oakley, he of the knuckle sandwiches, who was just then coming around the corner in the sidewalk in front of them. They recognized

Complicated because we didn't know what we were doing or where we were going. Complicated because new feelings meant new worries & then only worry. This spice scent, Proust thought

I wake up with real wounds from my dreams. I think I'm dream married like at least 3 times. None of my dream wives would like finding out about the other dream wives. What if I wak