Whatever it was that came out, grabbed me and pulled me back into it's maelstrom and ended up being reborn into another's story. So now, I'm an infant on some alien planet at war w

Chubby Bubba asked Slenderman, "So what the hell happened to you? You know they say 'hurt people hurt people'. Plus, why haven't you killed me yet?" Slenderman was nowhere to be

and it took them months to recover from the skin grafts. I also busted my own folks for possession of cocaine, & they get released in a few months. At school, I exposed our teacher

A 6-pack each later, Bin & Libra are at the Wash-O-Rama watching their front loader foaming away with True Believer detergent. At one point an angel emerged & beckoned them inside.

an issue, nor was the smell of decaying corpses bothering Jeremy too much, as he had lost his sense of smell when he had mistakenly bet with a wizard.

orm? I would respond that I just didn't want to get up from the couch, but they wouldn't believe me. That's why I help people out, because it's less work in the long haul.

but then she found out that her mom was paying the bully's to bully her because her mom did not love her so then she ran away and never to be seen again

But next thing you know they tripped over a log and fell in this hole that took them to them to the future. The first thing they said was

and they made a statue of him, which now stands in the park, covered in crows. His soul lives in the statue, and inwardly despairs as the corvids make droppings in his face.

, and we all seem to be missing a comma or two. So Slender Man took the missing children by the hand and they all went searching for commas, but all they find are Commies. It is

Brownies convention in "downtown" Pahrump, NV. The ghost of Pam Anderson was not pleased at having been thusly conjured and promptly caused a large bucket of nickels to

same one that earned Miss Hubert the moniker "The Sandwoman". She must get her student out of the bear's belly! She showed it her childbirth pics. In no time, the bear was barfing

that they built a little chapel in which they placed a stone statue of her toes, so that they may remember them for all eternity (which, for a fish, is approximately two minutes).

up. "I told you, I didn't fogging wanna go into this fogging forest!", little Hershel told Hester and Hiram. "Well you can just go the fog home then," Hester told him. That was the

begged his gelatinous blob of a mother to buy him Franken Kids cereal. Naturally, she was a pushover (in a push-up bra to scaffold her translucent monster chest) and bought him a

By appreciating your company I am going to give you company a SIKE!!! Not going to happen our company sucks so goodbye my man.

is so fun to hang out with. She cares about some people especially her friend Anna. Yes, Anna, they hang out with each other. Amiya and Anna do crazy thing together.

When the little 5 Children went to the Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria When the Purple Guy killed all children and Puppet will help her friends of all children

Once there was a big monster that had cool hair every one only talked to him because of is hair then his dad shaved his head and none liked him then he was a lonner

Hello, my name is Kiki I am 15 years old and I live in the jungle. The reason why I live in a jungle is that my parents dropped me off in the middle of nowhere. They hated me so