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he laughed as they read the note & panicked. He felt a pinprick, & woke tied up in their basement. "How'dya know we're here? Tell, or we'll let in all the local dogs." The mailman

store the relics of Humanity. But really, it was the wreckage of Humanity. The big cities reduced to flat glass fused landscapes of whistling winds and standing waves of radiation.

point out to the teacher's wife how his sweet endearments were really rants about fancy sick operations & the renunciations of the fleshy bits that we're made of. Don't you know it

The soul pouch can be made from whatever you want to make it out of. We do, however, recommend that you make it from human skin, preferably from a virgin by choice. We insist on hu

Prof. Loomis began. "The evidence shows that more than one of the people at the Last Supper were not space aliens. More than 1, for sure. We don't know if more than 2. Questions?"

still in the original packaging with the original tags. Officially, she didn't have a backstory since the producers didn't think a woman White Walker needed one. Lilith was a popul

your name. To honor your sacrifice. To honor your adventure as the core of the Concensus as Maintainer of the Decision. May your vision be stable and do the least harm. The helm is

, but pooh bear thought that his performance lacked enough honey. Piglet thought it was just simply too boring. The performer was sad. Tigger tried to cheer him up, but

I usually took her a piece of raw meat but today I was in a hurry and forgot. I had the Uber pull over and I picked up some Oscar Meyer Horseflesh Deluxe but that is not the same.

She didn't know what homo erecti meant, but it sounded weird. She honestly didn't know what the ancestor of a flamingo had anything to do with her story at all.

But I'll keep climbing every giant that comes along. I intend to always be on the top. Standing on giants is a grand job to have. You get to see what is coming long before those on

I turned down the radio. Since when did ABC Radio Duchamp writing they emergency alerts. We knew a missile was not a drill and an apple is not an orange in the same way that hymen

when even they believed they were simply the McGuffin. Now they saw that they had purpose. They now have a major role in the story so to suck it up & do their job. I donned my muta

emember, the hedges have more eyes than you can see & the first two you can't see are your own. One stoat is pretty much like any other stoat you might meet; unique, they all were.

Such questions stimulated the imagination of Chairman Kaga as he contemplated the next theme ingredient for Iron Chef Supreme. Midgardu no worm would be quite a challenge to all

ling and packing repertoire. You never know when it might come in handy. I guess without a future I wasted my time learning all of that. I had to get my link to the future back! I

dropped into samadhi. I stood on it's shiny brightness, floating with being without moving everything like I did. The mountains were Seekers of answers that had no questions. As be

So when I was writhing around in pain on the floor at your feet and you could have done something about it but you didn't, it never occured to you to do that do that thing? That th

I wonder why memory of 1933 Africa shows up as having very low contrast, medium brightness, and average white balance. The exif says 1933 Bay of Biscayne Devil's Camera #2 Infinite