She heard the click and suddenly understood what the extra metal layers were for; to expand the room's dimensions a quarter inch thereby throwing a monkey on all of her planning.

In the change that is going from natural gas to electric is why my sauerkraut came out more like well done hashbrowns. I hope that works well with a jalepeno stuffed smoked sausag

delinquent good-for-nothings" and telling us to clean up the mess we'd made with the voodoo ceremony. But then Pete said it again & began making complicated dance steps

liteny of reading people's uncensored thoughts. It ground down our optimism, our will to make change. Knowing what people really thought meant

I made the necessary adjustments to maintain control of the outage if we couldn't stop it. The smell of the outage could be quite heady and could even elicit a river of tears in s

We had never promised to become their new gods. The were overreaching if they planned on us taking on those roles. I would have kicked ass as a war god or a god of the sea. But tak

They promise to take care of all our needs for the price of our dignity. I think we need a bit more time to consider the offer. What is a dignity worth? An iPhone X? I don't want t

The twin infants came to the realization that the maternal unit was non-viable. The force of the bottle that they had thrown at her must have caused major subdural hematoma which,

Has a bean and has been to Spain for the rain, to show solidarity. De Queen was found tied to a maypole in a glen by the fenn that was then when Gwen ran with Sven, one of the 7.

The Prophecy was cryptic when he wrote it and they knew all the same signs and portents. As time and memory flow small eddies sometimes become the torrents of spring and we catch a

ove the others and the whole cycle of love shall last forever. Love shall feed us, thus removing the sad, downtrodden people of today. I ended my essay with a happy smile. I knew I

Atoms or angels the math still told the same story. The Universe was dying. Science and magic would have to work together to pull this one off. They might even have to call on nesc

You stole their secret stash of Poutine, you've obviously made enemies with Canada. But oh wait, I've got a friend who specializes in dealing with angry countries. He will know wha

You'd think since the Devil is going God's Work that people would appreciate him a little more. The Devil was really God's #2 guy. He did so much more than Jesus. Jesus got to be d

I trust that it is an easy virtue and well worth the pretty penny. You really shouldn't keep the Capuchin monkeys waiting. It makes them anxious for Lisbon and causes the downfall

It feels like you are outing her before she knows she wants to be outed. The rub is that insanity looks like sanity to the insane blood sucking eyepopper who deserves our respect.

really is that easy to make extinct a whole species. I managed the disappearance of the passenger pigeon for 30 years but by Jove, we got it done. My master did the dodo even bette

the 7th chakra. He kept telling himself being uneasy meant he was hard. Why was he always hard?! His aura started shifting to Earth tones. Everything made him hard. His mom shining

semen but he made him really work for it. He didn't like Joey the Zookeeper. He considered roaring but was afraid that it had been so long since he'd roared that he might have forg

Splatter. That was what they called the meeting of flesh and chain. It was the only marr on her perfect Angel form. That left her Baldness Splatter exposed & the most likely target