thought to bring it up is a riddle to me. But bring it up I did so here's your absurdity de jour. I'm holding up a mirror to you. You're the absurdity. Dance with a penguin's foot

That sounded industrial. Way our here in the oblong side of the leftside of the central bit by the elbow, third dermis down by the mitroideries one might find there if one bothered

Dismissing my right to be who I want to be, you tossed me a 12 ounce cold one in a blue can. I beg your problem?! I unloaded a keg of Kickass and Cactus in a butt cheeks bowl.

I think that if I tried to dribble, I might be able to dribble. I am pretty sure that I walk and chew gum at the same time. I suspect I know where the sun never shines. I am appare

Or maybe I had the squats because somebody hit my bottom with a rock, and now it is hard for me to stand up straight. Ooh, when I get my hands on the caveman that did this!

I just slipped into not being imprisoned anymore but I also had no pressing business out in the world. I just stayed there in the overlap of meaning until I had a want or a need.

But the point is, it's not my fault I want to live. I know I'm not going to, because this is a war, and because I don't want to hurt anyone. But I also want to live, which means I

Chinese food was the one thing she hadn't ruined, because she hated Chinese food, so we never ate it together. Now she was gone, I ate more of it out of spite. Also because I like

Unfortunately, the heart is informed by the brain that I have no control of in any manner. Something happens to the weft and the warf of my patchwork people when they know it is br

I let on that I knew all along that my schtick wasn't working but kept to the script for some perverse reason even I don't want to get to the bottom of anytime soon, if ever. Laize

inside her knew she had them. Her army of the Flavored. They all wore her smell now. Some were already calling her the whore of Babylon. They were about to find out how right they

disabuse him & then them of that notion. I started that day. I was an 8 year old girl burning her father's porn stash but also burned down the house and the gazebo in the back. Oop

-nkin' unfair, Pythia thought. So she decided to change her tune just to mess with everyone. She rolled her eyes back in her head and made a false prediction: The earth would be

It was a tiny hope but empires had been built on less. The hope attached itself to Graecus as he and his uncle Hellen looked down upon the Myrmidons. They looked like ants from thi

Smegma Latootle did not lose her purse and she had a nice lunch at Schlegel’s Deli with Tina Laguna and Luigi Schmuckatelli. Smegma had a bowl of chicken & pickle juice soup while

But the rite of passage stopped dead at that point as not all of the tribesman had a right foot to throw in. Due to the encroachment of “civilization” tribal warfare was now rare &

That is the way life wants it. It doesn’t want us to realize that it is making the shit up just as much as we are. There is just so much more life than us that we hardly ever notic

You eat like Masha.Big strong boy." So they forced down the noxious red squishy broth & made mmm noises. Everyday she came with her bucket of red beet slop. The journey to Mars was

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