I once was jogging along the street and then this happened.............. One day I decided to go for a jog so I went and started to change. I was thinking of how long it would take

Murder was something completely different. It's cruel, it's inhuman. I suppose I should have seen it coming. With my line of work it could be expected. I better go check it out...

But finally i did i yanked out the machete and cut that bastards head clean then I smashed it with the bottom of my foot while screaming HOAH!

No terrible symptoms they constantly fed us through TV. It was just a lie, all a lie. But I couldn't just go yapping about it. The government would find me. Take me out.

Golden, brown hair was held wavy pony tail, with few loose hairs as Kelly Greenwood was getting ready for the academy of vampires. She looked at her uniform and sneers on how short

Golden, brown hair was held wavy pony tail, with few loose hairs as Kelly Greenwood was getting ready for the academy of vampires. She looked at her uniform and sneers on how short

Then humanities last hope rose from the dead with his army of pure fire and destruction however he was Genghis Khan the man of pure vengeance

The travel agency then got pissed so they beat the man near to death and sold him into slavery

The specialists around Heather's bedside hearing her ravings & belching confided to her bf:"We've never seen Braxton Hicks like these before (hic) and it appears to be contagious."

This sort of loneliness lingers in a person, and never really goes away. Sometimes the brain can't persuade the heart of any reality.

an uproar. Chalmers always was a little pasta-aggressive. Scottish pasta tycoon, Laird MacAroni, said, "A penne earned is a penne saved." The cracker didn't farfalle from the brie

s will only increase your BMI. Why not try crispy dried seaweed instead and wash it all down with some organic green tea?" Since when were vending machines so nosy? Hrengor

suggests that he is an athlete and we'll never be able to keep up." By now Holmes had spilled the cream all over the kitchen and still none had landed in my teacup. "By jove, I

-nk was able to recover his money from the Muzzlewort's Dental Cream salesman before he woke up. After a cheery goodbye, Frank tried to rid himself of the demon halitosis by

goblins. Skeletor cackled in delight at He-Man's misfortune,"Ahahaha!" He-Man hollered, "Bonehead!" Neither noticed the livestock re-materializing at Castle Grayskull.

dryer and softer, more fuzzy. As we continued to fall the temperature rose again and we seemed to be enveloped in fur. After a time we came to a floating standstill all snuggly and

The 's' is silvery and sharp, while the 'd' cuts deep. At least that's what I've heard.

me to remember everything that had ever happened. I, or should I say we, the Borg, were all a part of the Collective, like interlocking pieces of an enormous jigsaw puzzle.

If we had, we would have known what a long, strange trip it had been. But alas, we could only dream

done this before, of course, as have my blood red six-inch spiked heels. They shrink and loosen whenever the moods strike them. Just last week a pair of fringed boots fell