$11.35 later and the $2,284 was no more. That you Jared's grandmother where ever you are for losing that cash loaded birthday card in the parking lot of the Stop & Went. My liver w

ana who'd had her fingers gnawed off by Orion before she put him in the sky. Plus, although she could still draw the bow without fingers she couldn't shoot for shit so she was alre

You told yourself that you could pull off the 2nd person novel. That the reader, you, would really believe you were you, the protagonist of the you story you wrote about you. You

My mistake was not starting with my current statement which is, I am now. Yes, I am now going to take an interest in your shitty business. I gonna tell you who you gonna to see.

We took another dip in the chamber de nuemort. Her wet breasts glistened in the candlelight and the soft waves murmured through our lovemaking. It was a race to see who's blade was

I went where I always go when I'm gone. I know it was about something vital. I know I went there because I don't remember it. That made me think that maybe I went to Forgetfulness.

Don't try taking control of this story by looking so you. Even to you that must be too much you! That's just me being me. You do you & I will stop trying to tell you how to do you.

The pleasures of English Muffins by an unlit Millenial, a passion play in two dubsteps. The play opens up on the White House, the mothership from which the President of the Galaxy

Winks and nudges were acknowledged. Allowances were made. Contributions were counted. Accommodations were made. Lets just be about our day. Here is was cold, for South Texas, sunny

For a pint he'll regale you with his life on the sea so real that you feel the Arctic wind in your beard. While the barrister raises another Dewar and praises Prima Nocte! Prima No

It was decided that if our country was ever attacked anyone of us could launch the counter attack. Yesterday, some llama herder out in the hinterlands was frightened by his buttons

Famine did't come alone though. She brought her brothers War & Conquest and her sister Death. The American nukes destroyed the bread baskets of both Asia and Europe while the North

In preparation for Revelation, we at Beelzebubb & Legion began developing the Sign of The Beast RFI technology that has been so successful in bringing about Armageddon. Our shareho

"The Problem", I told my new neighbor Tina, "is that there are so many voting tree stumps out there that were hoping to get the Eschaton rolling. They managed to get a Stump electe

I'm not trying to make you sick by showing you these grisly murders. I'm trying to wake you up. These are the remains of an baby that was microwaved by her daddy daddy. Her POV mat

I would do it this time. Nothing was going to stop me, this time. Nothing! Nothing did stop though. Turns out there was nothing in my wallet. Rocketships are not free. How was I su

eye wrestling match. "Tomatoes tomatos. You blinked first so you lose." My next opponent had the most piercing gaze. After round 2 I began to feel drousy. "You are feeling sleepy..

The Persian rug. The Duchess fainted, her face landing in a splatter of marinara. Still, Fred wasn't leaving without a tip. He squared his shoulders and

my fingers that he'd ask me out. Sun was pouring in. My derriere towards his window, I held up a mirror to apply rouge & casually flashed "I'm available" in morse.Yay, my doorbell!

"Shut up & listen. They're about to call the next guest. Who's on first?" "I am." >Check's clipboard< "What's your name?" "Who's on First." "That's what I'm trying to ascertain!"