Which is a testament to how ignorant they were. Millions of lives lost because they couldn't get over losing to a third party the biggest dick award accounting for species. The War

"That is a tricky one", piped up the bell, "They both have their pros and their cons. They equal out except on convenience. On that, Salami beats the chicken, assuming you had both

that moment to kick the spittoon at the man with the gun pointed at him. The man thought his chances were better against the spittoon and shot at it spraying all the innocent bysta

not until I went crashing through the road block and sailing into the ravine, that I finally realized that something was not quite right. Brainstorming

away they went, and eventually they each went their separate ways, away from each other. An away team arrived and worked out a way to weigh whey way more efficiently.

of Comte, snout of Boar's Head cheddar. Elbows dripping with melted Gruyère, Limburger legs, and covering my hands - nacho cheese! It's all mine. Maniacal laughter

hate already and now you say you want to double down! Jeesh! I don't think they can muster that much hate. They might have to go after the strays for this. Wild hatred, though, is

this story anymore. We'll just have to jettison it in this fold. There, it's gone. But there was still parallel parking to get done so that would be the priority. My story collapse

It is the sunset of my morning and it's colors whisper only despair. It joins the rocks and the trees and the wind and the breeze, the flies and the fleas, the cough & the sneeze.

In spite of what scripture would have you believe Angels can not be sad. They didn't get the Free Will Upgrade which included the Sadness feature. It is the same for Demons as they

nothing but smoke upon the horizon, which is to say, you're right but not for the reason you think. A eunuch due to a pygmy accident & connoisseur of all things feminine because I

"Actually, the toast is diabolical", said the chewed up toast in his mouth. "What", my brother coughed out trying to spit up the toast that was quickly recongealing in his mouth.

He'd made it to the heart of the forest. Now he would rest until the singers arrived from following the trail he had clearly marked for them. The solstice would be tomorrow, the ri

work in progress, just like the rest of us", Someone said looking at me. Geoff looked at Someone then at me began to say something and then didn't and walked away. I took my sculpt

I would like to take another look at the whole "Nostalgia can't be the answer" issue. You understand how I could not elaborate on it within the fold in which I used it but I think

Tina Laguna knew people by the balls they played with. When she met a person she tried to weigh their balls and their kinks. What made them think? What made them purr? What made th

He tried swatting at them with the envelope they had come in when he noticed there was writing on the inside of it. MIND THE MAGGOTS. Of course, thought Little Timmy, there must ha

but no matter how he figured it, it kept coming up as Long Cat. Long fucking Cat! Pepe had never worked with Long Cat but he had heard a lot of scary things about Long Cat and even

They were powered by the merest of breaths, so when she used them they had the force of hurricanes. Peppa was in a hurry to get to the comic book shop. She didn't see the wino drop

of the back wall to get to the hidden big red button I had never actually see when needed. I smashed good. I smashed good. I was still smashing when Det. Manatee came to pick me up