I was surprised how easy it was to get hooked on watching the roaches all over some stranger's kitchen over the internet. I don't even think we're in the same country. I'm sure the

, J. Fred Muggs, considered himself to be the Alpha male of the chimp prison and demanded obeisance from Bubbles. Inside Bubbles' primate heart, the hate began to grow. One night

Her sphynx, Rathbone, didn't seem to mind the smell. When she was at home Rathbone would be wrapped around her feet and time she sat down. Melissa's father was Melvin Rodney, a but

continued to cook his brain by degrees. One day he found himself dancing the tango with Krakatoan drag queen named Osiris Oasis. Osiris remarked on how he missed his mom's brains.

The red shirt had become a samurai jedi writing his death poem in front of the Imperial Senate. The force I hold to, rides out beyond the moonlets, lightsaber hisses. A sigh & a s

The wizard acted like Chad was his apprentice, which he was. He was constantly giving Chad magical exercises like turning gold into sexy lint that tasted like a late summer night

leg, and maybe they would ask for a kidney. Point is, I couldn't afford to lose any more body parts.

too wide pants claiming he's seen the light. The fool still thinks that porch light was a message from his savior, the Devil himself.

suddenly speechless. I thought about this for a moment. "You can NOT be serious. You're afraid of mice? You're just a voice in my head, it's not like it can even see you!" The mous

and prayed that the buffet proprietor wouldn't 86 us. Feeding Gigantra the she giant wasn't going to be easy. Why did I ever agree to a blind date (I moaned to myself)? What would

sacrifice as long as sacrifice wanted to be did. "Enough didling", said Sacrifice and did up his dodad. "Where are we on my Revenge Plot? Where's the space princess and where is my

Last night there was a thunderstorm, and now the air smells like rain and cut grass.

Dreams can't be trusted.

He wore the face of someone he had killed. It was a surprisingly good fit.

dancer, not because she was the prettiest, or even the most skilled. Maybe it was her smile that drew him in, that sort of smile that feels like a gift.

But maybe you're looking for something a bit more 'unique'. I can see it in your eyes, you're not the average person who drives places, no you need a new method of transport.

He was tall, terribly tall, and skinny, so thin that he looked like he had been stretched out like a taffy.

the letter on my dresser, I felt a cold pit of fear rise in my stomach. No news was good news, not in these times.

Being a goat is difficult, but being a human stuck on an mountaintop is even worse.

Deep down low, where everyone knows, deep down low, where nobody goes.