I wish I knew another language. The instructions don't make any sense.

Some people scream on the inside, while on the surface they are placid. For me, it's the opposite- I'm constantly yelling but inside I feel numb.

You must wear it if you are a man but not if you are another mask, or an echo of one. Unless you want to. Then go ahead. We don't judge you. Well if we have say that I guess we do.

was a million other things, one of them being what you would write right in the space below. Don't lie, you're doing it now.

people without hope want, that's the problem, they don't want anything at all so they aren't swayed easily into fighting on either side. You give them hope and then take it away.

puts me in? I mean, the kid's going to murder someone anyway, so why not pick someone who deserves it? And the more people I get, the less likely he'll kill me.

What is ken? Ken is...the knowledge of what it takes to break someone's spirit. But

That all it took was the exactly right shot for the puck to go in for a score. Roman found the goalie was not as easy to fool as he had thought. The referees were watching closely.

is not going to like finding out that her soon to be born grandbaby was also her sister. She's not going to like that at all. Not one bit. Not one. After all it took to get rid of

Nun lips are like iced fish from some long ago story with Aubrey Plaza and Grand Inquisitor Casanova and his

the threshold when I felt a sharp pinch. "Ow, what the---?!" Granny's reacher-grabber tool was floating mid-air. I tried to wiggle free, but its firm grip only grew stronger.

the dress. I could barely speak. The tall woman smiled. Her lips were scarlet.

the curiosity of one snot-nosed lad. Kafka Jr. was snot amused to say the least, but then again he had no sense of humor. The mucus filled ocean was murky and deep. Keeping the pea

Shhh! We're trying to sleep down here, said the closet monster.

board out and surgically implant it inside her brain so she could have easier access to all her files. The idea of my sister becoming a cyborg was a no-brainer. In the OR

a fluffy omelet with eyestalks, legs and a tight mouth that was showing a shocking amount of anger considering it belonged to a breakfast food. The wizard knelt, "Sorry Grandma!"

I wish I could say that the war was a swift success, but it seems I made a mistake. So far, the endless battles have been ruthless and catastrophic. My army of warriors is nearly

He did however make a few phone calls. After, he had a cigarette and looked around at the rest of this suicide squad, unsure if he pitied or envied their ignorance.

had been to worse places on his own world, and here he was guaranteed a exit. All he had to do was not die, and if he did die, it wouldn't matter anyway-he'd be dead.

Once the organs are activated the target has little choice. His date with fate will come. A state mandated date with fate. They hated it. As long as they were separated, the State