When she died an hour later, an ENTIRE sushi shop was build on her grave. Jenny, a news reporter, ate a sashimi that looked oddly suspicious and tasted of urine. "YUMMY!" she said.

first time a waffle was soggy. Unfortunately, the oven was just not hot enough to make the waffle have that satisfying *CRISP* sound, so the great, wise emperor was crying all day.

So, obviously, the zombie started eating itself. OH! Ecstasy! He ate every part of his body! It was so supple and fresh. He started motioning to the people around him to eat him.

Pewnego ranka obudziłam się bardzo zadowolona.

Kiełbasa nie jest równa! Spraw, aby Twoja firma była najsmaczniejszą kiełbasą w Warszawie! Przepływy pieniężne są jak mięso mielone a osłonki wędliniarskie są jak sieć dystrybucj.

Laughter may not cure everything, but it does make you feel better.Sometimes.

Words pile up, thousands of them, overflowing .

would block out the sun, and everything would grow dark.

Last night, I woke up feeling thirsty. I went to the bathroom to get a drink of water, but when I turned the tap, no water came out.

".....and anyway, did I ever tell you about why I'm legally not allowed to watch any Star Wars movies?"

He sat on the Mong-Tok throne, all Greko-Murgo-Varangian, but no one came to his court. "This is just silly," he thought. A throne, a hall, a localized chassis. Berekut-Charang-538

..and feels like cardboard. I weigh my options as the effects of severe dehydration took hold. On the horizon I catch a fleeting glimpse of wavy lines and ethereal figures.

Then there was one who revved the engine. I can't say I actually remember my tail fluffing and my eyes dilating, but surely I must have turned and launched myself at the driver's w

retwoman of which had been foretold in a book I had yet to read. Now the uneasiness which her twitchy continence did inspire was stirred all the more on the night of the Ferretmoon

So I thought when I hard a noise coming from the porch.

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a huge explosion happened and there was like fire and everything and it was terrible but Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber just slow walked away without looking back.

your life; you could make a bad choice and still find a way to turn everything around, and maybe the perfect road never existed to begin with.

You would think that as often as this happens, me forgetting where I put my shoes, that I should remember remembering all those other times that this happened, but I don’t. On my f

Cornelia Cornelius, Countess of Coventry-Upon-Avon. I almost died the day I had her neutered. She hated me for a long time but not anymore. I think. So, yeah, my cat is my best fri