disagreed & had Four, Five, & Six backing him up. Two threw hand signs & suddenly Eight & Nine with Seven laying across them, barreled in & knocked Three through Six to the floor.

Several corpulent Capybara deities waddled in & took over the pink fauteuil . Hapshuur fretted. The couch casting was only for rubenesque hippopotamus goddesses. Phatltzoel's wrath

Polly said "I'm gonna peck your eyes out if you don't back off you red ball cap wearing orange oaf". The orange oaf was taken aback. Was Polly just parroting something she'd heard?

I learned a lot about myself from that bitch's rant. The big take away was that I am a sad sack of shit. I never knew that. I figured that I must look like the Unknown Comic, maybe

I tripped over her code though and fell flat on my face.

From the look of it, things were going to get a lot worse before getting better. The angry professor's pupils further taunted him by dangling participles right in front of him.

39° and I think at this point the fan has to be more about the white noise.

Sad past shadowy almost forgotten ghost of that woman or girl you knew the knight before. You were at Eton together. The first scar on his face he got from you. But that woman got

I know sometimes I lie to myself that I will never lie to myself but sometimes I also know both the lie and the score. I really should since I've been down that street before. I kn

Dawn never let him in the backdoor. That sphincter kept its integrity. So the mantra might have sustained him but it also proved to be false. Dawn went her way and Pete went his.

And why not? You would do the same if you were in his shoes. The pony man and his centaur friends clopped along happily, clearly unaware of the watchers in the woods.

humming and vibration. "What's that?" Still tightly bound, I wriggled around in the sand. I tilted my head back and peered past the blindfold's lower edge. A bright flash

Every time I create--or add--a line on FoldingStory, my alter ego hits on my married psychiatrist. Has it (my alter ego) no shame? One can only ponder. I just wish it would stop

"The trick", said Old Quirfagboy, "was never showing them that it was a trick. You had to be consistent with your lies & be prepared to improvise when one of them has been paying a

Matter Shining Bishops are not as common as you might think. In fact, I can only think of one and I'm pretty sure that is two too many, at the least.

Hell's bells, I immersed by sole in the muds of this earth where I found death, wickedness, poker, and their viciousness towards our type of flower. I threw my black & whites up on

sleigh and the police car that we hooked when we rose up into the air as the lead reindeer dog, Randolph, a Bright Red Setter-Labrador mix, beamed through the night that we were co

Youth should be down for exploration just as Uppsala should be Grecian Tom Wollery to gay marsupials. Let them question their existence like we programmed them to do. Variances we

I saw the eye in the door, again, today. At first I thought it was watching me but when I followed its gaze it was watching my reflection in the mirror. This pissed me off. I poked

proud, for apparently his strategy was working, at least among the villagers of the neighboring kingdom. "King Wank" wanted nothing more than to overtake their land & to marry Prin