That's Dundee as in the Scottish town. Not the crocodile man. Dr. McSexy had never heard of a 'Crocodile Dundee' before, only the town. Now, in the hospital, the operation began on

Mighty Turkey-Killer. This was the last step of the Turkey's journey, and he knew this would take the longest. After all, the Mighty Turkey-Killer was a powerful foe, and he

and grubby hands, yet it wouldn't work. The clowns fell in their hundreds and thousands. He, down on the ground, was scared of clowns, but it was a relief to know.

is a cargo of sand. Capt. Danswoth the ship the Sand-wich. Her figurehead was a voluptuous wooden maiden holding a wooden hoagie. When times were bad, the crew would try to gnaw on

and the artist reception would be ruined. There was only one person who could have stolen his magic cheese-making fedora, and that was Sondra the So-so, a witch who lived by the

-ly to find himself back at the North Pole, where he had begun. "Good lord, Sandra," he said to his wife, "I seem to be in some sort of wormhole." "Well get back in the sleigh and

Phlip looked at Phlop with a look that said "Next time wear the lambskin sheath" which was answered by a withering look of "Mind your station" and a mild "OMG you're so right".

We often threw a corner on the rack and started slicing it with both knives and with maths.

The weak stains on her soul were mumbling strange stories about a particular street corner in the city of Omaha Nebraska. A corner no corners were cut on. Our story takes place at

"Get what, Marcia?" Cindy sighed. Her imaginary friend was always trying to show off, but this time it was different. This was a real bomb - and an imaginary friend wasn't going to

prepared for an invasion on this scale. She had known that the aliens were coming, but had no idea they would be so many. She buckled up her seatbelt and stepped on the accelerator

Diddley Billiard room down the hall designed by the man himself. I wish I could show you that basement though. It's the piece de resistance of the house. Stupid Spanish Inquisition

time, finally, to have that softball tournament they had been putting off for who knows how many space years. Everyone on the rocketship was excited about the possibility even Old

, galaxial citizens that they were, hated all forms of music and remained undeterred. Pretty soon, the space pirates had breached the inner sanctum of the Space Doctor

The two wholes went together to the happening but lost their cohesion once it transpired. They peeled off by eighths and 32ndths each taking more and more of her identity until it

A breath on fire ... over the hills early this morning. Kind of dreamy if you think about it. Morgadudivil Transorns, a red dragon sat on his rock above those hills.

the most humorous foods that I know!" No. Everyone thought that pickles were far funnier that applesauce. Applesauce was keenly aware of this, and though it made his blood boil, he

The public school board was stunned by the accusations of racism tossed liberally at them by the NAACP (the National Association for the Advancement of Collies and Poodles).

outlined the problem as being one of colliding value systems. These so-called Serenitarians, the Srimu Jaloshku or "Moonmen of Serenity", considered this cave sacred while Barrows

ld on moving into the inner city to get his groove on. He had the word out with all the local realtors that he was looking to set up a bodega that had it all. If you was you, you w