Many pleads were pleaded, plead.

The beast was scary... :O

Then, he slipped on a banana peel, and accidentally broke every single bone in his and his son's bodies :(

(Made by my brother) There was a shark tank sitting right next to the sea of apple's newest computor.. and the shark tank exploded.

This is the story of a minecraft bee...

barney the dinosaur. Boris Johnson was very happy now

"Come out, come out, wherever you are..." Rang through his head, "FINE, I'LL COME OUT!" He said, "I'M GAY!!"

I always tell myself that. It's true, though, isn't it? это было в 19 веке; and that, it most certainly was. After all, what work of art would use asbestos as its coloring?

concensus heard a rumble from the roots of the world.

They were kind, but they couldn't help me with my seasoning dilemma; they only ate meat raw. As a last resort, I consulted the Board of the Afghan Hounds.

Gianna, disgusted by the homophobe's prejudice, wanted to teach the schlub a life lesson. She went to give him a wedgie, when she read across the band of the boy's underwear,

that little brat. I raised a glass, “Abducted by an ET, good riddance!” A loud thrum shook the bar. Outside was a gargantuan duck ridden by my little sister. “I’M BAAACK!”

I yelled up at the dark puffball. “Hey little guy, why so gloomy?” The storm cloud thundered and sent down a bolt in my direction. “Weatherman thinks I’m just a front.”

kind really gave him the short end of the stick. When he finally popped into existence to harbinger the upcoming apocalypse, they were all preoccupied with their smartphones.

Ragnorok. The coast guard boarded the Viking ship. I blasted my megaphone. “We don’t care if your from Valhalla and it’s the end of the world, this is American waters and you

but the poor sap found his mother's rotted carrion instead. Nathaniel felt like a stupid dummy. So, he bashed his head in with his mommy's skull - harkening back to his childhood.

the Virtuous Zone. He knew what he needed to do. He worked his way up in the VZ's political system, before he announced his campaign for presidency - secretly in malign intent...

upon the man as a worthy rival. He knew ABBA as much as they did. Although the gnats got to listen in on the band's candid conversations, Petey was a neutral party for ABBA to vent

was performing plastic surgery on French Me's face, so he could look perfect. I was disgusted by this blatant disregard for the human form, but I understood. Dutch Me and German Me

The corpulent king had no regard for Andrew's preposterous allergies. Andrew needed to gorge down the SPAM, and he needed to be fattened so he could become the king's doppelganger.