more blunt. being lost in new York, and only being able to say the words mom dad awesome and banana felt pretty bad. everything sound like gibberish to others, and I was only 10!

of small insignificant meaning to hide myself from Cthlulu and his ilk. I never had a chance. They already thought I was a boy of small insignificant meaning so they knew exactly w

But she never saw it. No matter how obvious I was about my feelings, Lo's world centered around her children. They were her greatest love, and now I was taking them away...

he was scared and didn't know what to do I attacked him with my sword and severed his arm, he screamed

car wreck so we got our money back. all was well, but I still feared the gypsy woman. me and my family were badly injured in the car wreck, so we went to the hospital. we were dead

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to the acorn that would be the tree from which the gun's stock was made. Why this spot & not over there closer to the marsh and it's abundant water? What NOW thought then a threat?

I need minds to spread my web. I will have Multiversal Domination or there will not be any Multiverse. Everybody agrees with me. I make a strong case for their capitulation.

isn't? Wait, this can't be right!" Mother spoke, looking back at the script. "I know! Please, tell him to write properly. You can't be dead, asleep, and still be living" Gracie

And the swimsuit model would turn an angry shade of red. It was surprising how easily pleased that made her, the sexiest swimsuit model in the world, to her happiest moment.

sounded kinda muffled, so it was hard to make out exactly what the necklace's voice was actually saying. Good thing my bed is so comfy despite that annoying necklace I'm on.

Siri do you feel emotions I asked on a lonely day when there is no one else to talk to you have to work with what you've been given. And what I have been given is an iPad with Si

Yes abandon ship and send it to you deaf this is how you were supposed to die right because if it wasn't you can just press the enter button and do it and go back to redefine all y

Lately I've been thinking a lot about death and art and How you are related, intertwined inexorably until The clock runs out on our own art and that's awesome because nobody is su

itsy bitsy forceps & looked up from her particlescope. "What is it, Hans?" Karla exclaimed. Hans threw his voice to the lab mascot,Neutrino, who said "Hans found the God Particle!"

e Beetjuice out of me with his Banshee wailing blender I wouldn't be dead anyway, so maybe the Old Man had his regrets and dug me up? Me a lowely taproot!

The hidden wing at the center of our lie to our son could never be unseen. We wallowed in self-hatred at the atrocity we had done to him and he knew that. He's used that card often

re of it. But she was determined to prove me wrong. She thought she could prove she was alive by destroying the lab, and all my hard work. But I knew the cold, hard truth. She had

don't go toughing that there cute-looking Wombat, she'll eatcha face clean off she will. She done it to my pappy years ago, that's why he's so goddamn ugly! Anyway, that's why I

The widow plans a cremation for her next husband. She had gotten a group deal on husbands 3, 4, and 5 so 6 will be basically free. She would still need to pay the sales tax though.