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As their skiff sailed over the Muret Plateau, Aubrek Eridani suddenly declared, "I want a life of noodles and spice!" His robochef Valante was of thirteen minds about that request.

The perp took the perpetration as a perk of being a perp but he would be damned if he was gonna let them cast aspersions at his lice. They didn't ask to be like that but lice they

yes, contrary to popular belief, many of them do have minds. If you doubted it, you would be dead wrong. They think of truly intriguing things during brainstorming sessions

each carrying styrofoam cups of eucalyptus mint tea to soothe their raw throats. I waited until I saw four sets of feet in front of me then attacked cutting their Achilles tendons.

straight laced atmosphere. The strippers removed their overcoats, sweaters... but were otherwise fully dressed. "Pole Dance" meant the girl was from Poland. The only drinks allowed

-d, stronger, faster, more efficient. The moon chunks that had hit the aforementioned states caused total destruction. The west was a post-apocalyptic nightmare. Why did we blow up

The Queen was blossoming fat and happy. The only downside was the beans gave her horrible green gas. Filling the hive with noxious fumes, the drones abandoned the hive. The Queen

Rebbie was at the "Star Wars All Night Marathon." Rebbie had recently been showing a new interest in Yoda, and wasn't taking the Rocky Horror Picture Show seriously anymore. Maybe

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"You just barely passed the training for the suicide hotline, didn't you?" Hanna finally replied. "Well there's no need to insult me, is there? I mean unless you find it helpful

I didn't mind the straight jacket so much, as long as I could dictate my 'Memoirs of a Spuh-dink Spuh-dink' to my private secretary Viola (who was actually a man who ate rats).

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crowd hooted and hollered. Everyone seemed to be aroused but him. He ordered a shot of bourbon, a shot of whiskey and 1 beer. If he was going to sit through zombie strippers he

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The coast shouldn't be eroding as much as the fractal showed. if my math was correct, and the algorithms were working in tandem, then Florida had about 13 hour until it broke off

t, anyway? It was probably Marsha. She's always messing with me in my sleep. She thinks its just hilarious to ruin a perfect nights sleep with her shenanigans.

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