A job at the end of the world. A salaried killer for a big petroleum company. I don't know why I did half the things I've done, but I know this is where I belong. Surrounded by

I use my toes said the armless wonder winner of the 3026 Special Olympics for basketball. "Cut, that's a wrap," called the director. "Miss Mattee May you were a wonder just as they

Be clean

his sketchbook. Brutas the ape was eternally frustrated due to the lack of real girls around in his neck of the jungle. He could only feel relief by drawing his dream girl on paper

I applied the ginger to her heart. It was not enough. I sent Rhee Rhee to the corner balti shop to bring me all the ginger they could spare. I didn't expect that to be much but I

"Hah, you didn't say Simon Says." It was then that I realized that I hated playing Simon Says. There was no down side to the Caller getting called out. Michel Foucault stepped in

I lined my bed with your anger to keep time at bay. I never knew that it helped but it also couldn't hurt I wagered. If nothing else, would always have your anger close at hand.

I was the widow who never knew a natural husband. I guess I am again but briefly I wasn't. How that can be true on both counts is a cautionary tale worthy of your time. I was boy.

This person told me to stop being weird. I asked him to stop being edgey. I was officialy a b0ss.

Can i has cheezburget

Mr. Ko sat stroking his beard as the odour of his disguises enveloped his beard turning it completely white in 5:44:15. The Zen master watched and found it was better white than gr

I want to make the idea concrete. I want you to be able to pick it up and examine it. That is what I want for myself. I want to have an idea of it's weight. How much gravitas does

I was back. I had no history. That told me that this was the first fold. I could already hear the voices telling me confusing things. One was that the others would hate my conceit.

Another round thing wants to roll over me. I have to use a corner to puncture his esprit. He crawls away deflated. He'll be back unless the Triangles get him first. The line is hol

see where it hid from itself & why. When it knew this it supposed it knew itself. A part of it knew it didn't but followed routine information sharing protocols, so Central Process

I had to check to see if I had more personality because what I was using right now was not working. Nope, my tank was almost empty. What I had playing was all I had to work with.

And that is the new hit Kpop song by Bring me the beast TOP. The all boy band has hit the American market hard. The response has been an overwhelming influx of pink T-shirts and lo

I stared at the man before me. It was time. I swallowed and said " Bill. Im actually a fish. A merman. Those fairies as my only way to bringing me back to the Sea. My subjects they

Wassup~~~

My house is in the hills above Trujillo. A very simple place. Pink stones that warm in the sun. A kitchen garden that smells of herbs in the day, jasmine in the evening...