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I tried to turn around to turn back but it was too late. I had to end the suffering. So at last in a fit of conflicted morality, I held the gun to my own head. George chimed in wit

The problem is that once you stop believing you exist you no longer exist to see the truth you just proved by ceasing to exist. It doesn't help to see somebody else demonstrate it

(Maybe we should try typing without our boxing gloves on. There. That's better.) Nowody was a yellow rhinoceros beetle and Hope had been his mate. Their children, Claire and Chuck

She felt a twitch in her eye as the hot young woman in the mirror winked at her. Such sassiness always made her nervous.

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Soup for breakfast. Wigs were cool so I already had a green one. But for the Flash forward showdown I had a designer hat gilded with prawns and lobster with sequins. Paper seafood

To get those nacho cheese combo meals with MACARONI at the coffee shop that the fairy enchanted. It would heal me. So walking past the crowd I went to starbucks. The fairy was ther

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"Never again, Dolores", the man in black smiled. "Never again will you see him, neither in this world or another. He's dead. And soon you will be, too."

In telling me the problem you yourself stated the solution. The thing is that you already know the answer you just don't know the answer until you know the answer. It does no good

It is unfair of you to be quoting classic movies with this crowd. They only care about the new designer butthole scent being worn by Selena Swift or Brad Beeber.

Then we were back in the simulator. We knew when and where the device would emerge but we still didn't know from where. Who was the enemy? Even Dork knew we had an enemy now.

Arrived and ferreted them to OZ. There the Freemasons did their secret induction rituals and it suddenly no longer mattered whether or not she had buffeted the cladding. Behold,

Then Ted took it all sexy with his breathy "I think my rubber duck has found his new home" in the shower to Ruthy who came back, "Again!? Motherfucking again!?" Then Legal got invo

D the Minister of Truth was there. Ms. Quackenbush escaped disguised as a field mouse. Mr. Wickershaven had a tortoiseshell who devoured her. They then conversed for one hour.

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