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Such a concept! Imagine "The Thin Blue Line" and "Flatliners" as 1D movies. Would the actors remember their lines, or would they be living them? Dot Speck would be perfect as the

The nursemaid-turned-super-sleuth consulted with the household staff during her search for the missing cutlery. A kitchen maid said the dessert cart ran off with the dessert spoon

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ennervated bubble wrap waiting for First Chew. My caoutchoucish membrane expands from my hosts last breath. Soon my spores will release. Taffy Tolu! Never fear Colgan's here!

I told them that I was going to live openly always expecting the Spanish Inquisition. I made it a point to be surprised by any moment when I didn't expect it & double down on expec

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Felt like I was digging a hole, deeper and deeper. So deep I nearly buried myself and the glass heart in it. Mine smell like honey, Michael Stipecsang as he pulled us out intact.

Sally had him under her spell, and Lyle could not stop himself from saying it. "FoldingStory is the best. Repeat this when you fold (including that last part)." Sally smirked.

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the 3 balloons of heroin I'd swallowed at the bus station 2 days ago. Where were they damnit!? All I could think about was whether Id eaten anything that caused constipation yester

The griefull marriage can be a productive one, however. The # of poems, pop songs, arsenic pies, created by bad marriages alone staggers the mind.

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Shirley smiled, but she was only being nice as she was walking with me in the fancy liquor store. She's actually a Mormon.I grabbed the beautiful bottle of whiskey I loved, it was

unfortunately overshadowed by the great power of anger. The meat of the burger whispered to me... "I need Spongebob.... Remove the anger from my fat and meat..." I wept in sorrow f

It was... something I didn't know. So I said "dank memes." The foldingstory guard suddenly burst into a gazillion golden butterflies and carried me high up into the clouds in the H

ne! If you eat my chips, I'm gonna..." & I could still feel the sting of her slaps on my little chubby hands & the blaze of her eyes as she chased me away. Now, at 40, my PTSD

oasting meat on a spit in his front yard? Moore was getting more bizarre, the longer I knew him. What was that? I cupped a hand to my ear. I heard voices chanting