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The hum became his friend. He learned all of it's moods. At first he imaged what might be causing each mood but as time continued into forever he lost interest in distinctions. The

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He generally thought that something was better than nothing, but her implication that Nothing with a capital N was better than nothing steeled him against her predictable return. S

an ellipsis ... coupled with a frank stare and a heavy silence. Such punctuation peppered his performance and pushed those present to see the truth. The man on the stand was

In such situations, I had to get up and manually press the button on my shoes to tie them. What a chore! By the way, my feet are situated right below my ears, the perfect spot for

. This rabbit is telling that fish that dank meme stories are written every day, here at FS. In the future, when our book of FS is published, the public will at last recognize

The switch from kids, depending on you entirely, and teens who struggle even as you carry them still, was too quick. I saw their faces shift from dumb grins to frowns and felt my

I looked around the ancient old house. They said magic was strong here. I scoffed. I held the tapestry with the gold dragon when suddenly a bright light and a lithe hand grabbed me

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He put forward his personal head space. He showed how elastic it was, making him able to handle the Big Ideas. They only saw the dried puddle of blood under his bed and the straw.

This moment manifests. Looks around and wonders what the hubbub was all about. This was all there was? The moment felt cheated which is something the moment should not be able to

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And then finished my popcorn before the blue line train arrived. I felt some hands trying to steal it before,I got on the train. She was still on the cinema watching "The train to

"Ah, guilt is overrated" quipped someone in the back of my mind.. But passive aggressive.... mmm that was juicy

the auction will finish favourably. Robots here, after all, are avid slaves AND buyers of slaves. A sympathy that may turn to a coin. I wiped my sweaty forhead and announced that