I could not help it but sometime after the 13th hour of the Regional Chewing Finals I fell asleep. The last event I can remember was the 3rd Bleu Cheese Chew when Tony's bleu was

I told him that he should never image that he could get me to honor our deal after what he did to the French Cuff Man. He flatly maligned him every which way but right. It would be

I always loved surfing the waves at Chernobyl Beach. Mostly because I could sneek through the barbed wired fences and use the toxic's sludges glow to see at night. I have the beach

I noticed a notification I had forgotten to look at just after lunch. It was a Friend Request from Martin Heidegger. Just then I got another from Mach and another from Planck. But

"Chunky?" I hate when they call me that. Manny the Manatee munched on his lettuce sandwich and watched "My 600lb Life" He chuckled. "600 pounds, hehhh." That's nothing compared to

As I topped the hill the army below me shouted out in one voice "Liberator of Pluto" and this time it was deserved. I broadcast my heart felt thanks but reminded them all the job

one day a little boy was crying, he was so sad his mum died he loved his mum to much and he ran away. He ran as fast as he could he ran to...

The American Restoration was a period between just after the 2nd Trump War and lasted until the 2nd generation Colony Ship launchings in 2103 under the Franken Regime. Some hold

Besides her radiance and her smile, and her temperament, and her fine comportment, and that she was loved by one and all in the Village of Aarrgggh, everything about her is Evil.

Soft supple caresses were the touch of a mother on her sweet permanently sleeping newborn's cheek. For give me for giving you the dying gene.

Purple haze confusion ticking and tacking to port hard between images to see what we're supposed to see. What we see will make this Story this Story, now and until it ends. Girls

I had a whole ecosystem worked out. It was perfect. A place for everything and everything in it's place. I even had a space for entropy. That entropy entered my memory and I forgot

By the time Legendary released "Exodus from Dune", we were already post-visual, post-fictional, and only fractally incarnate in many cases. But humanity had fanned out into various

It feels like Pali. I tasted the Pali including the word and Pali. (logos & Pali) probably and the dumbfucks that love them. That supported our image of Bali. Probably. Most likely

Dad, you ad reads: 83 AMC Pacer $1066 w/curse $8,000 w/o curse. "Como dice el Chino", his dad answered from behind the Funnies. "What does he say?" "Todo se paga, everything gets p

Rapunzel tweeted another braid tutorial and collected from Adsense a payment for all the ads on her Facebook. Mulan's side of the chat was still empty. Rapunzel sent another emoji.

Stems and seeds do not get their fan fare. They're the last step before dry. After that it is all erosion.

ON THE FIRST DAY OFF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 PENGUIN PONY ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRIS MAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 penguin pony 2 cricket tickets

The congregation eventually ended up excommunicating every member of the congregation. Even as they were excommunicated themselves they refused to see

In translating the teachings of General Custer from the original Martian dklopii I have taken as my warning Gen. Custer's admonishment to the Serenity 3 Survivors (Rev 14.321): Say