In Stripes we had the Aunt Jemima Treatment. In Bachelor Party we had the rotating egg beater. In Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down we have miniature SCUBA divers. What hasn't been there?

Abstract: Planet of Blip vs Voyager 1; the facts, as agreed to by all parties. Voyager 1 was a Space Probe launched by USA, a sub-entity of Planet Earth in the Sol System. 3631 yea

The wind flew at her slowly. She even accused it of being a breeze. Even from her that still stung but her I would forgive. I always would. She knew that too but had promised not t

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Ok Jenkins, you are free to go. I apologize that you had to spend 3 days in the drunk tank for a misfiled case file. You were misfiled as a duck. Anyway just pay the J Walking tic

Gabriel Lassiter was the one in the back behind The Boxer. We did not know then what would happen but now I know he was always in the back of every event we went to. These days we

This repetition can be overly tedious. That there are different results is proof that they really exist. On what logical view that doesn't torture the truth too much? Which wasn't

By the time Legendary released "Exodus from Dune", we were already post-visual, post-fictional, and only fractally incarnate in many cases. But humanity had fanned out into various

It is a logistical nightmare being the real General George Armstrong Custer, time-traveling mercernary robot from the past/future. For one thing, you have to be everywhen all the

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I made no such promise. Yes, I know people who know people Edward G. Everybody knows people except for the one guy nobody knows of never heard of until those moment. All of history

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I wept for my fallen comrades. It was brutal. Who knew when the cold hands of fate would pluck the accounts of my inactive comrades from them. Bleary eyed, I looked at Gibber, his

"Yes, pressure, the demon of space," said Captain Jameson in Naked Space which is just next door to That Other Space in outer space. That is what I heard and that is what I am tell

Once upon a time, RissaJo became interim Head of House. With that power came great opportunities, but she didn't know where to start. Should she

Committed to the cause of rounding up the whole enchilada I set my nefarious plan into action the moment it appeared that Adam had entered the Garden but before Lilith left for the

Slappy the the mad clown and General Custard met at a park on the way to the world famous strip club in the south of Brazil. It was time for a

20 years later and a revisit has made me appreciate more fully, not that it could ever be finished, Selma's Serpent Dance.

If I was giving my daughter away, if that still has some meaning, to a husband she chose , that last walk would include a Tango.

Your abstraction was vaguely insouciant towards this moment's arrival such that it makes me, us really, question it's commitment to truly Being Here Now. Being Now Here. Here Being