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I only needed his wallet to kill his drunk artist against blowing up in my face. All the way down to Texas when it hit me. Bang! There it was all of this time right in front of us.
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Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA
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If I was to be buried in a field, would my personality crawl through the ground free of traffic. What do you mean we'll think later? Thinking thinks think when think thinks!
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That's my seat he leaned over looking me in the eye. I screamed inside. It was only my first day and I
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Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.
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I have high aspirations, I want to become an elevator operator. I'll go at it with professionalism and eventually I'll be be at the Space Needle or the Burj Khalifa
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I made no such promise. Yes, I know people who know people Edward G. Everybody knows people except for the one guy nobody knows of never heard of until those moment. All of history
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The wind howled, carrying the sickening scent of ash through the air, it whipped around me as I opened my eyes, sword poised.
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I knew there was a paradise that I was forgetting. Had it been blown out the open windows by the desert night? Everything just fell apart once we knew that truth wasn't truth. Voti
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The deeper and deeper you go into things the more compelling becomes the question of more. It does not matter that we're talking about eternities, you want eternities on top of ete
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You know why I am here, don't you? I don't think you do. I think that you don't even believe in what you believe in. You're just holding up that sign so the alien spectator won't
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I call her the Laugher because it was her voice that broke the silence; or more like her laugh alerted them we were here. She's back there too. When the demons come for her I hear
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It is a logistical nightmare being the real General George Armstrong Custer, time-traveling mercernary robot from the past/future. For one thing, you have to be everywhen all the
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The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use
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Professor Loomis has suggested that Patient @j might be "advised" to visit The Committee. That it was him that suggested this has everybody back at The Farm suspicious. Loomis is
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I came here from a 2012 story the browser won't let me work on. ambikawolf was still ambikawolf. I hadn't realized it was an ambikawolf when I did the fold I have to paste now.
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I longed for the times when I was still new, still fresh. But I have become stale like old bread. I passed the mic to the next recovery member.
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The kernel was lost to me; beyond my grasp. Nevertheless, I did not leave the shell alone. It was only a shell if there was a kernel inside it, therefore my kernel must be inside.
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Remember when our cars were named after explorers; Cadillac, De Soto, Chaka Khan, Chaka, Khan, -- no, wait. Chaka Khan wasn't an explorer. Plus there is no car named after her.
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I always loved surfing the waves at Chernobyl Beach. Mostly because I could sneek through the barbed wired fences and use the toxic's sludges glow to see at night. I have the beach