The flare up of the Haitian-Romanian War caught the Orange Buffoon unawares, as usual. Any enemy of a shithole is bound to be worth extorting for something, Orange Buffoon thought.

Merle Cole was tapping the Bud over at Dorsey's Bar the night a big fellar with a crew cut came in and said, "Я ищу женщину." Merle squinted and asked bluntly, "Is that Chinese

I intended to follow in the footsteps of Pierre Menard & write a book that has already been written long before. The book I was going to write was Oedipus in Disneyland. Molloy had

"Yes, pressure, the demon of space," said Captain Jameson in Naked Space which is just next door to That Other Space in outer space. That is what I heard and that is what I am tell

I knew there was a paradise that I was forgetting. Had it been blown out the open windows by the desert night? Everything just fell apart once we knew that truth wasn't truth. Voti

"Look at Randy Orton, slitherin' - " "WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!" "RKO!!!"

Horatio Primrose lived in a shotgun shack on the south side of Avalon, Mississippi; he inherited the house from his Aunt Saffron who bought the house for three hundred dollars in

4% of lost remotes can be found in the fridge.

Lewis Grolshak stormed into the "Rec" room demanding somebody cough up his The Blue Magoos LP that had gone missing from his dorm room just now. "You ain't seen nothing", he said

You know why I am here, don't you? I don't think you do. I think that you don't even believe in what you believe in. You're just holding up that sign so the alien spectator won't

Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.

During reconstruction after the war we discovered our visitors had left evidence of their struggles while in hiding. The tops of the shelves they slept in were covered with their

Vending Kiosk 37A checked in from Mankato via its contraband IOT link. "I'm seeing things out here, bad things. Not just the canned-brain sales, but SomaPro SportShake customers."

The deeper and deeper you go into things the more compelling becomes the question of more. It does not matter that we're talking about eternities, you want eternities on top of ete

I was watching Pickup on South Street 1953 when I stopped to shout "No, I'm a Real One, Fred MacMurry." but something always held me back from doing so. Something or someone.

Dad, you ad reads: 83 AMC Pacer $1066 w/curse $8,000 w/o curse. "Como dice el Chino", his dad answered from behind the Funnies. "What does he say?" "Todo se paga, everything gets p

In Stripes we had the Aunt Jemima Treatment. In Bachelor Party we had the rotating egg beater. In Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down we have miniature SCUBA divers. What hasn't been there?

The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use

The shadows of some men are greater than the man they are the shadows of. Such was the case with our dim witted hero, Clarence Carmine Consangre. His shadow was Sinsangre. Scholars

I went to see The Thirteenth Messiah today. Or, I was going to until I remembered you people are still waiting for the 2nd one. I remembered when the 13th brother of Jesus's Netfli