the Soviet scale kitchen stove in an East German designed apartment in Mongolia. "Your Natasha is spot on except for how really it isn't," Steve said as they cleaned up the borscht

I looked over at Angus. He had heard me before so he wasn't a concern. He pointed upstairs. He was telling me that I was good. Nobody else had heard me. "If you can't take the xray

at rest. "Mrs. Smith," I whispered for some reason, "please excuse me." Swiftly slinging her over my shoulder, I made my way out the front door. Granny was surprisingly heavy for a

Species, others argued I should be dissected in order to glean any medical information to help future mer-kind. After a few sea shandies, some even said they should mate with me

Some ways far more unrealistic if you're made of char. Did you remember step 8? That one's easy. Wait... You didn't? Oh shiii... *the world explodes, leaving them floating... *

stars whose power has been harnessed by technological means. Faster than light travel has obviously been utilized most efficiently, and cross-breeding of species has even been disc

"What?" he said, "I can't hear you over the vacuum cleaner." "This place is a pigsty! I'm taking my vacuum and going back to Mom," I answered, before unplugging the machine. What I

, I might have... HEY! Don't touch me there! That is off-limits, d'ya hear?! Stop it now (giggle). I said (giggle guffaw) STOP! You...heheee...hahahahaa...started this, now you

self ask. She walked over to him, smirking. "Quite the opposite," the woman purred while adjusting his tie, "you were a patient of mine. I know who you really are, MISTER Acula!"

park bench with their dead grandmothers. When the NAMBLA CHUD dead pedograndfather looked up his daughter was plummeting down. He'd not expected that. She's still alive. She won't

my tears aroused his manhood. I could feel it against my thigh. Then I cried out, "Cut. Cut out the cameras. I didn't sign up to be in that kind of story."

Salvidore Dali, whose projected lips now seemed to be calling for help from beyond. I had never noticed that before! Had the "Ball-Roller" had something to do with his death? Or

You will gaze upon my handsome form in my purple finery and realize that you have stepped on my green oxfords once too many, my friend. My orange eyes ablaze, I will extend my hand

But now the world is born again in the 6th fold. It is now 3:15pm and humans have begun to destroy this world all ready. I forgot to tell them not to, plus, they wouldn't listen

desire to eat grasshoppers, 3) 4 g or less (about the weight of a grasshopper), 4) green, 5) a consummate jumping insect. The DECE T diet was a cinch, even crickets were allowed.

The old lady looked delicious. Keanu looked sad. His was the only cool hair in sight. He gazed upon the TP sculpture in defeat. No one was worshipping him, anymore. He carved a

Rage eminating from the poor Queens unloved mammories was starting to send signals to the ancient alien Nork race who unbeknownst to her and the King began to jump into the braship

tried to put my arm around him for a chummy pose, but Jamie shrank from me unexpectedly. "Sorry, I don't do selfies unless I do them myself," he said before turning to run away.

. Trying to ignore the reddish tinge on the glass, he looked over at his friend, who gave him a weak smile before saying, "

Sweat off my brow and realised I had enough food to last me several winters! But then I had an even better idea. I could sell all this chewed up human flesh on the black market.