The LSD they had dozed the eensy-weensy had it see itself as a bigsy-wigsy worthy of having enemies that might hire assassins to squash it. The air horn sounding that close scared

In the gardens is also the period of harvest ripe apples, pears, nuts, grapes. It is so great to break full of sweet Apple right off the tree! It is sweet and fragrant, very tasty

before she'd been regenerated. Her 1969 name? Susan Atkins. But now, in her reincarnated state as "Helen Miller", she was once again ready to go HELTER SKELTER. The New Mansons

which is just a tad less than their fear of being mauled purposely. So it made the situation quite tense when it happened that they found themselves at the same poker table. Bluffs

The elephants loved the green curry but the mahouts didn't like the noxious fumes that resulted. And yet, somebody had, as evidenced by the cloud that was following the parade. Pie

Ivanka ran through the maze of mirrors looking at her privilege life in comparison to Dobby the house elf. It was horrible and traumatizing. Dobby work ethic was appalling.

below me about how I should have just hired the neighbor kid to clean the gutters. She knew he needed the money for drugs, at least he wouldn't be stealing our... St. Peter cleared

But they are not places where cats should be roaming. No, the cat's biome is not the beach. Rather, it is the jungle, where they can roam free and rub their scruffy fur against

"No, don't make me the leader, I'm just a comedian" said Dave, but we voted him down and made him the leader, anyway. He tried to run away from us, but we followed him, for he was

Blackout the roadside billboards that were offending social justice warriors. There were 632 of them. It took a long time to find enough material to cover them completely.

ned to the wall sized monitor in front of him. It showed every possible combination of matches between the members and also the ultimate result of each match. The old man choose

-tch that couldn't be scratched because her plastic back-scratcher had fallen behind the seat of her math-challenged Kia Soul. As Susan drove fitfully to the dollar store to

As well as the needfor more safe zones. Dr. Dog offered colouring books, apple juice and Legos as therapy. Dr. Cat offered her mousing service for those suffering from musophobia.

Munching bastards that would boil the bodies of the damaged and reap the monies from their hard labour that kept them in poverty.

in and punched him in the nose. He fell onto the sticky floor. The last thought he had before he passed out was "Maybe I should make pancakes." When he awoke, he found that he had

of the splattered clothing? They ran out to the local Randalls and bought a small air fryer. It was the only one they carried. They would have bought 2 but they couldn't afford it.

started twerking in the background, their sweaty longshoreman chests gleaming in the pink spotlight. Women and parrots swooned and fainted in the audience. Peter Pan was called in

the fateful night someone had left the weird puppy in his laundry basket at the Park Street Washorama. She was so fresh none of her eyes had opened. Now she was happy and healthy

with himself...no one mattered more to him than himself...and, with that, he rushed out into the electrical storm and wasn't seen or heard from again for twenty years.

agic stone would eventually come out of the business end of the dog. I just had to wait around for it. But the dog remembered me and knew what I was doing. At first we were chummy.