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Just because I only used strike anywhere matches, that didn't make me a fire snob. I just liked a certain sound from my fire. A certain warmth. The fire from this burning school

Steve dashed and grabed all the zoo animals and sent them to their natural habitat, happily then he started mopping the floor, with lightning speed too.

A jellybean soldier stumbled, and instantly the liquorice whip was upon his shoulders. "Get up, soldier!" General Lollipop screamed. "You are a disgrace to Candyland!" The soldier

would be finished after she added just one more ingredient: a Swan's heart. If she could find a Swan's heart, she could finish the love potion and secretly give it to the two

work in progress, just like the rest of us", Someone said looking at me. Geoff looked at Someone then at me began to say something and then didn't and walked away. I took my sculpt

lick it back. We started licking each others until I realized someone was calling me. I looked around but I didn't see anyone.

, "You Enbombed me!" screamed the deceased ones that the previous folder jabbed an Umbrella etched with runs.

"By the way, my name is Ted. Ted Bundy from Utah. Not to be confused with Ted Bundy from Iowa because he isn't the famous one. I'm sure he is to his family. I hope so. I bet so. Ye

That cat, straight out of the Cradle, had his paw on the pace of the planet. He didn't mouse around about it either. He put on his big kitty boots and leapt at the chance to best

He watched in morbid curiousity; noting my every change, subtle though it may have been. I went from animated, chatty, namely me...to lowered brows, strained eyes, drooping shoulde

"Alright, let's go." Said the arresting officer to the janitor. The janitor wiped his nose and asked if he could bring an extra tissue. "F-f-f-for my p-pproblem snee-sneezing." he

Members: the need to laugh at the follies of the universe is greater than ever at this winter solstice! It creates more good folding stories to come in 2017.Shall we make a toast?

ly backed away from her, taking the opportunity to slide my boots back on. I wasn't going to let this woman get anywhere near my feet, especially my bunions!

or didn't. But instead of making me feel small it made me angry. So the Cosmos wants to see me as a nobody? A speck in the space-time continuum. Well we'll see about that. I expect

straight into the sun. He then became the sun and illuminated parts of the galaxy, while

The thing is, if one looks hard enough for a message or pattern, it's always there to find. The monitoring scans mistook my fantasy football statistics spreadsheet for IFF data and

cused scanning to locate the relic once they breached the walls, even as the sounds of the arrival of enemy air support told them that they never would. They knew they still had to

Sammy, you can play it for me. I leveled my rifle, watching as Samoan the Duck soared nearer and nearer to the blind. Love at first sight. I scoped in and took the shot.

phony who would say absolutely anything to part people and monkeys from their money and bananas. Only little Mona the monkey could see through Browning Shartz's trickery. She tried