That is until a particularly nasty earthquake had dislodged part of the door. Much to my horror, while curiously peeking through a crack, the sight of the hit man being spanked on

of his hope to the world. It didn't matter if he was killed. He just loved the expression on the poor sinners' faces when they were enlightened. After all, it was an angel's duty

Take, for example, emigrant and immigrant. Note that they are one and the same person. He who is referred to as an emigrant is revered for his courage to pursue a better future

But, hate is too similar to love. Our disdain was actually to hide our attraction for each other. We wanted to pay attention and mark each other as our isolated territory.

His hands had rested for a moment & the Trouble broth stopped brewing in Hell's kitchen. His Sou'l chefs we were, but nolonger! We scuttled through the pantry of ills: deceit, lust

She showed the boy how to replace the gift in the box with clods of dirt & re-wrap it with the ironed paper. "Yay Aunt Millie!" he said. Next she shows him how to fold napkins into

6 seasons of a very popular drama on the DIY network which explored the foibles of a family of sheepdogs on New Zealand's North Island who discover an opposable thumb that mires

worm-like proportions. "Come in," said the worm kid, "I was just about to roll a smoke. Mom tells me not to do it, but I don't suppose it will stunt my growth," he said with a sad

hands forming fists. "Why didn't you help me?" I snapped. "You know, where I come frome, we have a saying: The only good fairy is a tooth fairy." The fairy looked shocked, but she

Did they indicate that Jack was bleeding? Glasseye's strange cubic perception was interfering with reality. "Did I cut his throat?" Glasseye wondered with horror as he watched the

-ast. "You mean," he snivveled. "All my work is pointless?" Kario started crying. "I thought I was a good bookkeeper, but nowadays with this spreadsheet software ... " I hugged

convinced her that you could sing other songs as well. Singing the same song over and over would drive you mad, You were glad Mrs. Hicks would pay you to sing a different song. She

knew jazz musicians have this secret society of scat readers. "Or Miles Davis? Miles can analyze the poop of this beast in no time." The scoutmaster responded: "Little Rodney,

mongers hiding out in the Cheesemongers Guild Hall. They felt besieged on all sides by the new cheese hating regime. The Big Cheese convened a special operations team to fight back

cruel, hungry beast, and became a Breatharian.

s from a guitar hold the universe together. Whenever a string snaps, cosmic sea monkeys scamper to the scene and do repairs. They sometimes are distracted by a passing meteoroid

rms. το νερό είναι ζωή, αλλά το ούζο είναι το πνεύμα! Now I was in a drafty Scottish prison, it was haggis morning noon & night, bagpipe music and kilt uniforms with no underwear!

"oh damn well aint our fault yall lost your shit" "well see about htat she said and 2 months later theys was in court a the agreement is a 50$ recompisation

swarmed through the kitchen, giving a new meaning to 'cooking up a storm'. Fires flared atop stoves and the sound of fridge doors opening and shutting was a symphony of slams.

It could detect even the most skilled prevaricator at ten paces. Unfortunately, the one thing my secret power could not determine no matter what was what women really wanted in a m