to my cabin with a quickness! Oh and be sure t-" "Shedddd up." I said interrupting him. "Whuh--?" he was in shock. "Listen Uncle Touchie, ya ain't gonna drag ME down to your cellar

until one day he ran into the strongest foe ever, Mario. He looked... different, sad maybe even angry. Curly stared at him, until Mario finally broke the silence "Its-a me. Mario"

-muffs between their teeth to keep from biting their tongues. It seemed that the champion minesweeper guy had cleared the way for a new champion and gone to heaven. At the Pearly

school children. The songs the children wrote were a bit weird and, in one case, pretty messed up. But we sang them anyway and it made the funeral at lot less sombre. Afterwards

"Stuart," she says evenly, sitting down on the bike and smoothing her skirt over her knees as calmly as she can, "tell me one more time, simply, what to do with the blasted thing."

Today will be Furious Baalar's Day Off. That was the name of the ungodly entity, this Other, that i had become, am. I started off with a bit of mayhem at the expense of my sister.

reminded me that Moscow hadn't changed that much. I was yanked out of my reveries when I stepped in a puddle. I looked around. I didn't recognize where I was. People stared at me.

& then somehow, the potted plant communicated to him that it too would do anything to stay with him. That cinched it for him. Gathering qi from his innermost self he broke the chai

That is when the fantasy vision burst like the lower glass panel of the back door in the kitchen. Reality reached in just like the gloved hand that was reaching in to unlock the ba

"We need to drag it up then!" said the man. "But how?" I replied.

I knew I had a patient with urgent medical mysteries that only I could solve but I needed that damn Vicodin. I dropped the cat and Cutty just shook her head. "Why is it that

In chapter one we are introduced to Phillip Gardnier-Lanet, a French-Canadian onion soup cook on the verge being fired again. His girlfriend, Muscaria Hemlock, was a performance

The sugar cube's payload entered Neo's bloodstream & raced to his neocortex to connect him to the whole Multiverse where he saw all things. A miniscule part of his mind looked down

As I touched the image it started to warp. Mesmerised , I couldn't bring myself to swipe it away. He faded from the image and was replaced by empty red eyes, piercing the darkness.

enough that the very heavens themselves were rent asunder and the ground shook beneath my feet. Mountains crumbled and the moon hurtled into the sun. Perhaps I'd overdone it a bit.

I wished I didn't have to drink an entire Lake every day just to quench my thirst. When would this cycle end? I wanted to live a normal life but could not think how. Maybe science

we made the double choking beast with two backs. Hiram had failed to check with his doctor first to see if he was healthy enough to do so. He died mid-choke on top & inside of me.

What if he was to rewrite the last season of game of thrones , go back in time , kill some dudes,right some wrongs, make a lil love, get down tonite. Maybe just maybe all would be

a rabbit psychic to help her find Fleek. A séance ensued and the ghost of Elmer Fudd appeared, claiming that Fleek da wabbit was working in a westaurwant in Wichmond. Bunny went

began to run towards us mechanoids prepared to interrupt our plans, we were prepared with much weaponry and automaton soldiers although they lacked consciousness they fought well,