“Frozen grass you say?!? I thought those greens looked suspicious..” the old man thought aloud, cuddling his glass of Charles Daniels whiskey.

and killed the german man chasing him.1939 was a bad year to be Jewish. he fought his way through S soldiers only to see his wife raped by Himmler. he could to save, but decided to

else tensed up like I had really called the pretend Emperor a Dipshit to his face. Which I did. Then I realized that the Emperor was sacri sanc and even in a story he was to be

because each thinks they are playing with Monopoly money but each sees that the other two are playing with real money, real lives. This is a Wall Street psych ward with real conseq

in my perception but I couldn't put my finger on it. I turned my gaze back to the sign. I knew staying would result in punishment, but I wanted to see inside the mine.

So you see-" "Silence! I care nothing for sacrifice. Are you telling me I'm a website?" I flicked him away before he could answer. I felt nothing like a website. I felt imperious.

That is until a particularly nasty earthquake had dislodged part of the door. Much to my horror, while curiously peeking through a crack, the sight of the hit man being spanked on

of his hope to the world. It didn't matter if he was killed. He just loved the expression on the poor sinners' faces when they were enlightened. After all, it was an angel's duty

Take, for example, emigrant and immigrant. Note that they are one and the same person. He who is referred to as an emigrant is revered for his courage to pursue a better future

But, hate is too similar to love. Our disdain was actually to hide our attraction for each other. We wanted to pay attention and mark each other as our isolated territory.

His hands had rested for a moment & the Trouble broth stopped brewing in Hell's kitchen. His Sou'l chefs we were, but nolonger! We scuttled through the pantry of ills: deceit, lust

She showed the boy how to replace the gift in the box with clods of dirt & re-wrap it with the ironed paper. "Yay Aunt Millie!" he said. Next she shows him how to fold napkins into

6 seasons of a very popular drama on the DIY network which explored the foibles of a family of sheepdogs on New Zealand's North Island who discover an opposable thumb that mires

worm-like proportions. "Come in," said the worm kid, "I was just about to roll a smoke. Mom tells me not to do it, but I don't suppose it will stunt my growth," he said with a sad

hands forming fists. "Why didn't you help me?" I snapped. "You know, where I come frome, we have a saying: The only good fairy is a tooth fairy." The fairy looked shocked, but she

Did they indicate that Jack was bleeding? Glasseye's strange cubic perception was interfering with reality. "Did I cut his throat?" Glasseye wondered with horror as he watched the

-ast. "You mean," he snivveled. "All my work is pointless?" Kario started crying. "I thought I was a good bookkeeper, but nowadays with this spreadsheet software ... " I hugged

convinced her that you could sing other songs as well. Singing the same song over and over would drive you mad, You were glad Mrs. Hicks would pay you to sing a different song. She

knew jazz musicians have this secret society of scat readers. "Or Miles Davis? Miles can analyze the poop of this beast in no time." The scoutmaster responded: "Little Rodney,

mongers hiding out in the Cheesemongers Guild Hall. They felt besieged on all sides by the new cheese hating regime. The Big Cheese convened a special operations team to fight back