Vending Kiosk 37A checked in from Mankato via its contraband IOT link. "I'm seeing things out here, bad things. Not just the canned-brain sales, but SomaPro SportShake customers."

I have high aspirations, I want to become an elevator operator. I'll go at it with professionalism and eventually I'll be be at the Space Needle or the Burj Khalifa

Jack Skellington and his buddies went to order stuffed bell peppers because they were too tired to cook. It was just 8F and the wind chill was below zero. But they didn't care.

Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.

Before, you would look at half a lung and trace out the major features and maybe their function and that was it. Simple, done, no problem. Now, you have to know who's neighbor mito

The subtitle of Frankenstein is The Modern Prometheus. The modern was still the future. The he asks me about Robert Anton Wilson's Prometheus Rising but has never seen Buckaroe Ban

Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA

Merle Cole was tapping the Bud over at Dorsey's Bar the night a big fellar with a crew cut came in and said, "Я ищу женщину." Merle squinted and asked bluntly, "Is that Chinese

I was jumping up in joy while i got distinction for all my subjects, then i heard a scream,when i turn i saw bruno mars ............................................................

It is a logistical nightmare being the real General George Armstrong Custer, time-traveling mercernary robot from the past/future. For one thing, you have to be everywhen all the

I could not help it but sometime after the 13th hour of the Regional Chewing Finals I fell asleep. The last event I can remember was the 3rd Bleu Cheese Chew when Tony's bleu was

Remember when our cars were named after explorers; Cadillac, De Soto, Chaka Khan, Chaka, Khan, -- no, wait. Chaka Khan wasn't an explorer. Plus there is no car named after her.

When what you did turns into what you wanted it to be. Then I noticed the pen giving promise on what it could never deliver on and much to many making that buy. I wiped my redneck

Robert Smith of the Cure is Frankenstein's monster free of the ice. As an imperfect creation of a man, he is broody. That is not make-up, that is his flesh tone. This explains the

Professor Loomis has suggested that Patient @j might be "advised" to visit The Committee. That it was him that suggested this has everybody back at The Farm suspicious. Loomis is

Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we

The purple with lime fringe knee high boots were a testament to the color of their resistance to the hegemony of Off World institutions. With billions already served the Ambassador

Dad, you ad reads: 83 AMC Pacer $1066 w/curse $8,000 w/o curse. "Como dice el Chino", his dad answered from behind the Funnies. "What does he say?" "Todo se paga, everything gets p

Lewis Grolshak stormed into the "Rec" room demanding somebody cough up his The Blue Magoos LP that had gone missing from his dorm room just now. "You ain't seen nothing", he said

At the end of February I am so sweeted out that Easter seems kind of forced. I can't wait to get to the summer when the fare of the day is savory. Burgers, Fries and good old BBQ c