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Here I am again, trying to tell the same story without it sounding like the same story. The truth is that every story is the only story that matters. If they didn't believe that,
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Robert Smith of the Cure is Frankenstein's monster free of the ice. As an imperfect creation of a man, he is broody. That is not make-up, that is his flesh tone. This explains the
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Professor Loomis has suggested that Patient @j might be "advised" to visit The Committee. That it was him that suggested this has everybody back at The Farm suspicious. Loomis is
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I only needed his wallet to kill his drunk artist against blowing up in my face. All the way down to Texas when it hit me. Bang! There it was all of this time right in front of us.
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Remember when our cars were named after explorers; Cadillac, De Soto, Chaka Khan, Chaka, Khan, -- no, wait. Chaka Khan wasn't an explorer. Plus there is no car named after her.
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I don't have a middle name. But it should be Happenstance because that is what my life has been. Chance Happenstance Costello. C.H.C. It is a happenstance behind why I don't have a
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Dad, you ad reads: 83 AMC Pacer $1066 w/curse $8,000 w/o curse. "Como dice el Chino", his dad answered from behind the Funnies. "What does he say?" "Todo se paga, everything gets p
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The shadows of some men are greater than the man they are the shadows of. Such was the case with our dim witted hero, Clarence Carmine Consangre. His shadow was Sinsangre. Scholars
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I made no such promise. Yes, I know people who know people Edward G. Everybody knows people except for the one guy nobody knows of never heard of until those moment. All of history
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Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA
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We got from the open vial on the table to putting the onus on you and Hugh for entertaining the idea in the first place. Somehow the orange juice got pushed onto you. We don’t know
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I have about as much passion for dieting and exercising as I do for kidnapping and embezzlement--which one will help me reach MY goal the fastest. The only thing off-limit is muder
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Gabriel Lassiter was the one in the back behind The Boxer. We did not know then what would happen but now I know he was always in the back of every event we went to. These days we
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Twenty three years after the cessation of hostilities throughout the former United States else, Alvarez, Texas continued their fight against the Trumpets and the Trumpet collaborat
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I think the lighting is generally the cause of so many pills. Succumbed to Sin? Couldn't see the light. Lain with thy brother's wife? She's light on the teeth. Cargo pants? Fashion
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The pigeon 500 was about to start. All the birds could hardly hold themselves still on the phone wires. Fast flash flappy was set to take the whole enchilada but ranked just under
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If I was giving my daughter away, if that still has some meaning, to a husband she chose , that last walk would include a Tango.
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Índia. Era outubro e as chuvas torrenciais da época das moções haviam passado. O periodo passado no mosteiro no Tibet fez meu cabelo crescer e me mesclar melhor com os Hindus.
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You know why I am here, don't you? I don't think you do. I think that you don't even believe in what you believe in. You're just holding up that sign so the alien spectator won't
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The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use