Rage eminating from the poor Queens unloved mammories was starting to send signals to the ancient alien Nork race who unbeknownst to her and the King began to jump into the braship

a haberdashery/bakery i discovered along a canal in Amsterdam. The haberdasher took three looks at my naan hat and set the guard dog upon me. I skedattled away through BeNeLux and

ntly. It was tough being a vegan in a zombie apocalypse. If the Zombies, or Runners as we call them, don't eat me first, I will. I go out to the supermarket everyday, but

tried to put my arm around him for a chummy pose, but Jamie shrank from me unexpectedly. "Sorry, I don't do selfies unless I do them myself," he said before turning to run away.

. Trying to ignore the reddish tinge on the glass, he looked over at his friend, who gave him a weak smile before saying, "

Her superior who then question who that was that was just shot, his action proved that she was indeed a major contributor to the already rising number of police brutality cases. He

Sweat off my brow and realised I had enough food to last me several winters! But then I had an even better idea. I could sell all this chewed up human flesh on the black market.

-ent. Finally, the preacher spoke. "So, who would like to cast the first stone?" The congregation started clicking their Like buttons while the woman yanked off her bra and used it

This seemed to mollify her a bit. She didn't like it. That she made clear. But she did back off. Willa watched her walk away mumbling something about "the Opry". That settled, she

park bench with their dead grandmothers. When the NAMBLA CHUD dead pedograndfather looked up his daughter was plummeting down. He'd not expected that. She's still alive. She won't

expecting her to heed my warning…but it was too late; Jill’s lead foot had activated the MG’s built-in time traveling app (a standard feature on the ’68 model). Jill was gone, yet

were enjoying a bit of grog before a bit more buggery. "The only thing is, Sir. The rapist is the the therapist." Due to the bugger's lull Lt Knudssen was heard by King Bill. "Send

point you in the right direction." The phantom voice echoed. "Make a point of how poignantly disappointed you are in Mr.LaPointe's point returns' department" The voice hollered.

Gradually, I became aware that our bike tires were silent, no longer rolling across a surface. The city beneath the bridge fell away, and we were pedaling into a void. But we kept

, much to the guard's confusion. But Howard Carp wasn't a man to be distracted by things like giggling bags. Ignoring the bag for now, Howard set off after John, determined to

"Officer, that's such a relief!" she lied. The creepy dude struggled to his feet, then started dancing and crooning: "When I think of you, I touch my face." The police lingered for

the Scotch tape endcap. I hadn't been aware of the juxtaposition at the time. I was just hiding. I suspected the church ladies ignored the "Tapeworm Free Zone" sign. The prescribed

-ou hand me a mirror? I have to see how picturesque I look as I weep over being misunderstood. Here, take a photo and post it on every social media site available. When the world

Well, forgive the heck outta me if I just can't do it. I get a rash from washing in poop. Call me a sissy if you will," said Sid. "Sissy!" said Hiram. "Oh, all right," said Sid, "

I'm talking a Wookie level bad sport Killer Robot. The kid learned to pick his battles. Sorry, Clue, and, Snakes & Ladders were Verboten. Monopoly, Life, & Go were problematic too.