-ols to use to build this rubber-stamping robot. "Your best tool is your brain," Grandpoo used to tell me. So, I hook my brain up to a rubber stamper and wait, but my brain just

shattered the window and dove onto the parking lot. I paused between two cars to catch my breath, but I could hear the commotion from inside growing louder and knew that I had to

you to do the Renegade dance while being blindfolded and only standing on a single leg, as like I said, the Tik Tok Challenge was easy peezy lemon squeezy. However,

But as fate would have it, it WAS a god of death! As grown-ups, we were better prepared for the impending doom that awaited us. It was inevitable. And so, on this glorious summer

leaned towards Nigel. McKinney saw this and rounded on Nigel. "Was this your idea Nigel! This ghastly idea smells like you!" Nigel slapped his hand on the desk. "It's your idea! We

soil he had unloaded from his truck this morning. MacGregor was looking for something. The allied rabbit troops watchedMacGregor from their foxhole behind the broccoli. I signaled

periods, sporadic though they had been, and decided that I would become a hermaphrodite. Under the stage name Mister Jenny, I toured the states, singing at fake Woodstock concerts

The custodian waited. The blank remained blank. The custodian looked at his watch. The wax in Room 217 should be ready for a second coat in about 30 minutes. The blank didn't care.

Finally, when she realized they would not relent, Olga blurted out the truth. "I can't eat anyone that I've had sex with! If you make me eat him the sacrifice will be for naught."

Mario and Luigi, The queens died from lung cancer when Luigi touched them.

Munching bastards that would boil the bodies of the damaged and reap the monies from their hard labour that kept them in poverty.

Little did he know, Ali left some, "Free Presents," in the Fridge, which were Farts trapped forever in the seams of the fridge itself. Not only did it smell to High Heaven, but t

It had everything—except the feeling of home. Although each day was filled with adventure, each night held a feeling of deep emptiness and longing

against the creepy space aliens. Felines and Alice seemed to have something the aliens found unpredictable. Despite seemingly knowing everything in the universe, they failed to

Anytime the conniption fit seems it might peter out one of the stoats would rekindle the rage by mentioning some perceived attack by the lamestream media. Small hands was a popular

The singing voices were singing about loneliness. About the distance there was between how we lived the hour and how we sold it to the bleachers. Putting asses in the seats wasn't

Seven minutes in Heaven. Dabear's detractors accused him of selling indulgences. The majority of the sheeple bought billions of the tickets. Dabear make trillions of dollops from

“I have eaten the flesh of Baby Jesus and it doesn’t pair well with your putrid tater salad.” She started spewing abomination after abomination until the throne was overflowing. A

"I'd like to help you but I'm stuck in Ontario. I can reccommend another hitman from your area." I got the details from him. Damn truckers! It wasn't the time for unproven hitmen.

was wrong with my gift of an angry beehive?! "I wrapped it twice!" He was angry and in pain. I suddenly remember him mentioning he was allergic to beestings. OMG! "Peanutbutter! We