swarm over him like piranhas, leaving only his skeleton and my wallet. I thank the penguins as the police drag them away for public intuxication. After 3 weeks in jail, they come

Divided equally amongst the crew, the Crown, and the Ring. Lord Hydias retreated to Carsoccone where he set his wizards to drying up those rivers they liked to dance about. He forb

Even the cicada who'd flown into the room during the interview got a job as a water purifier. The end of recession never looked so good. Now with an influx of corporate workers,

, "You Enbombed me!" screamed the deceased ones that the previous folder jabbed an Umbrella etched with runs.

you your own face as others see it and, by extension, you." Then the monster picked up Santa's headless body and threw it at us. We scattered through Athlete's Foot & into the food

But we would be damned if we bought any Earth food from the many Chop Suey joints they opened on our planet to feed the miners who were robbing us of our precious Aertinium. But

The LSD they had dozed the eensy-weensy had it see itself as a bigsy-wigsy worthy of having enemies that might hire assassins to squash it. The air horn sounding that close scared

my neighbors dragged my lifeless body to the nearest Five and Dine and propped it up in my favorite booth. They flagged down my favorite waiter and ordered my favorite dish:

team do some nitrous balloons and play strip poker while they considered how to push their war mongering agenda on the weakling general populace. "Look here" said Killovitch " it's

are always other parents hovering over you with their styrofoam coffee cups telling you that you're doing it wrong. It's always "pinch the buds for a second harvest" this and

his former best pal from HS, the charismatic Chickenhead III. "Pigfeet Jr. seems to be ready for the Transformation" he wrote, albeit somewhat tentatively, "Hurray and get the

"I have a bad case of sporadic evil laughs. SEL is a real thing you know" she replied. "Oh I'm a certified SEL therapist." He replied with a smile and she faltered. "Uhh ...

his chubby arm with high octane novocaine. "I can't feel my body!" blubbered the patient as Dr. Huckleberry strapped him back into the dentist chair. "Good, that means it's working

I suppose, in the end, it was kind of worth it. We shifted our business to a tamer testing site. The health fanatics approved and we made millions. The scandal never left us but, we

it seemed like a good as time as any to let her true form emerge. She couldn't say how she did it but suddenly she broke through their clutches. Her glory pulverized everybody near

cat whom he had disrespected for eight years, and whose comeuppance he thought he'd escape. Leaving that aside, the creature had learned some advanced Mandarin, which

and, though I hate to burst your bubble, your resilience could make trouble. But my friend, please don't despair, just sit your butt down on that chair.

ty-six flights of agonizing stairs, winding in the precarious fashion. Spikes and thorns and thistles and flames to endured with each new landing. I had grown weary of the dark

"By the way, my name is Ted. Ted Bundy from Utah. Not to be confused with Ted Bundy from Iowa because he isn't the famous one. I'm sure he is to his family. I hope so. I bet so. Ye

In the gardens is also the period of harvest ripe apples, pears, nuts, grapes. It is so great to break full of sweet Apple right off the tree! It is sweet and fragrant, very tasty