Members: the need to laugh at the follies of the universe is greater than ever at this winter solstice! It creates more good folding stories to come in 2017.Shall we make a toast?

up without wearing our wigs that day. It was all the rage in old France to shave your head, as it reduced lice and unwanted suitors. But the chess players thought we were pigs.

promoted to indentured sex worker takes a toll on a man. On the other hand, there was now a glimmer of hope that I could be free of this life in 7 years. My FARC membership card

"Alright, let's go." Said the arresting officer to the janitor. The janitor wiped his nose and asked if he could bring an extra tissue. "F-f-f-for my p-pproblem snee-sneezing." he

that Dimitri had shaved off his handlebar mustache. He was nothing without that mustache. I trudged on towards my usual spot. I really needed a drink, that was the only way I would

"I've had my fill of you, you pudgy, self-important screamer," said Spock with icy heat. A moment later, McCoy said, "He's dead, Spock." "Acknowledged."

bonne humeur pour vous servir du." I don't speak Spanish, he responded. She scoffed and left. "I don't think we get to have the totally-rad-dinner-for-free." his friend wispered.

Blackout the roadside billboards that were offending social justice warriors. There were 632 of them. It took a long time to find enough material to cover them completely.

ned to the wall sized monitor in front of him. It showed every possible combination of matches between the members and also the ultimate result of each match. The old man choose

ogled by the chivalrous midget. How disappointing! She was about to utter a dejected "thank you", when, to her shock, she realized he was Peter Dinklage! OMG! "May I snap a selfie

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum. First, the Golden Fold is as delicate as a bubble. Which meant I had to walk oddly to keep the Golden Fold from popping in my toga.

-tch that couldn't be scratched because her plastic back-scratcher had fallen behind the seat of her math-challenged Kia Soul. As Susan drove fitfully to the dollar store to

He watched in morbid curiousity; noting my every change, subtle though it may have been. I went from animated, chatty, namely me...to lowered brows, strained eyes, drooping shoulde

Stulta djinni, mi volis ses pakojn ne rubitajn orelojn. Jaguaro ne Gremlin. Parolante Esperanto tamen estas bonega. The genie didn't speak Esperanto but I think he understood by my

of small insignificant meaning to hide myself from Cthlulu and his ilk. I never had a chance. They already thought I was a boy of small insignificant meaning so they knew exactly w

That cat, straight out of the Cradle, had his paw on the pace of the planet. He didn't mouse around about it either. He put on his big kitty boots and leapt at the chance to best

before he'd relived his punk period 13 years after punk was no more? I quizzed Nigel about it with a questioning chin up. His shoulders said he didn't know but his slight eye roll

playing off both ends, "bookending" it was called in corporatese, especially, in regards to luxury faux-branding, was impossible to sustain. Eventually, the flaming albinos would

were you going to pay me?" "We are prepared to pay you $172." said Gungho as he reached into his purse. "Amends made! Here come the bribes!" I chortled with cheaply bought joy.

her. It landed at her feet in a pile. She looked at it & then up at me, shrugged & walked away. The scavengers of the neighborhood quickly made short work of the body parts she lef