As well as the needfor more safe zones. Dr. Dog offered colouring books, apple juice and Legos as therapy. Dr. Cat offered her mousing service for those suffering from musophobia.

, especially cookie jars labeled “Joker Enterprises” on the bottom. The Joker feigned innocence but laughed at the Penguin’s bloodied finger, which he’d caused. Jim warned the

statistically inaccurate at finding dates for those obsessed with numbers. I am not a number. I am a free man. But I want to be a married man. And not just married to statistics.

From the consequences. He was just following orders. Blame belongs higher up. But where did the humanity leave the situation? When the computers made their changes. In themselves &

with his badminton racquet to little avail. Thank goodness for the fine selection at Auntie Paulino's SPAM Emporium. At nights he would try to puke the ectoplasm of his old self

d. They sailed around the world looking but not until he looked in the mirror did he find the parrot's would be assailant. No! not himself but the boogieman.

"I'd like to help you but I'm stuck in Ontario. I can reccommend another hitman from your area." I got the details from him. Damn truckers! It wasn't the time for unproven hitmen.

Munching bastards that would boil the bodies of the damaged and reap the monies from their hard labour that kept them in poverty.

Finally, when she realized they would not relent, Olga blurted out the truth. "I can't eat anyone that I've had sex with! If you make me eat him the sacrifice will be for naught."

The custodian waited. The blank remained blank. The custodian looked at his watch. The wax in Room 217 should be ready for a second coat in about 30 minutes. The blank didn't care.

leaned towards Nigel. McKinney saw this and rounded on Nigel. "Was this your idea Nigel! This ghastly idea smells like you!" Nigel slapped his hand on the desk. "It's your idea! We

But as fate would have it, it WAS a god of death! As grown-ups, we were better prepared for the impending doom that awaited us. It was inevitable. And so, on this glorious summer

shattered the window and dove onto the parking lot. I paused between two cars to catch my breath, but I could hear the commotion from inside growing louder and knew that I had to

"By the way, my name is Ted. Ted Bundy from Utah. Not to be confused with Ted Bundy from Iowa because he isn't the famous one. I'm sure he is to his family. I hope so. I bet so. Ye

it seemed like a good as time as any to let her true form emerge. She couldn't say how she did it but suddenly she broke through their clutches. Her glory pulverized everybody near

you your own face as others see it and, by extension, you." Then the monster picked up Santa's headless body and threw it at us. We scattered through Athlete's Foot & into the food

, "You Enbombed me!" screamed the deceased ones that the previous folder jabbed an Umbrella etched with runs.

because their neighbors didn't realize that humans have been farting since they evolved. Plenty of time for the joke to get old, don't you think? Now, pee pee jokes, those never

"...like no one ever was." Air whipped his hair as he sped down an empty road. Just a biker, a road to nowhere and nostalgia."To catch them is my real test..."

no mockery of those still mourning the death of Old Mars, no salad-bombing of the ChloroHipsters, no Aspie-taunting of the AiMod companions -- let's just make merry and try to