of what I might have done to deserve such a fate as walking the Earth as a deceased person. Plus, my wardrobe was atrocious. Everyone knows that gray is going to be out of fashion

is gone. She may be gone for weeks before anyone notice and even then they don't really care.

the victories, but another was to simply re-enact them.. It got to a point that we had to recruit other people, mainly from our local monastery to act out the war's we had engaged

was grimacing in her easy chair, embroidering a demonic elf tea cozy and muttering about leaving the oven on and ruining the cookies

lick it back. We started licking each others until I realized someone was calling me. I looked around but I didn't see anyone.

bistro in Queens. Step 6: Side step everything you've just achieved in Steps 1-5 and wipe it off your thigh high Naugahyde boots that weren't made for walking, honey. Step 7: Imman

work in progress, just like the rest of us", Someone said looking at me. Geoff looked at Someone then at me began to say something and then didn't and walked away. I took my sculpt

would be finished after she added just one more ingredient: a Swan's heart. If she could find a Swan's heart, she could finish the love potion and secretly give it to the two

A jellybean soldier stumbled, and instantly the liquorice whip was upon his shoulders. "Get up, soldier!" General Lollipop screamed. "You are a disgrace to Candyland!" The soldier

"Who'd've thought sanitation engineer is so prestigious!" marveled Ed's wife. But upon arriving on Uranus & settling into their habitat, the mounds of poop everywhere made it clear

arose among the Potato People, who felt that the Crustacean Americans were getting too much sympathy. they proposed a show: "Can You Roll off the Table Better than a Fifth Grader"

Steve dashed and grabed all the zoo animals and sent them to their natural habitat, happily then he started mopping the floor, with lightning speed too.

had been at the Cone. That is what we called an unknown structure in the woods behind our house. If you went in naked it transported you to the center of the Universe as Earth's re

a chill pill and reassessed the situation. Sure, everything had been destroyed, but wasn't it a learning experience? The Doktor nodded sagely as the air left his lungs. Tickertape

Just because I only used strike anywhere matches, that didn't make me a fire snob. I just liked a certain sound from my fire. A certain warmth. The fire from this burning school

-cine figurine of himself accepting his Torture Diploma (which he had begun to model in anticipation) was red with blood. If his victim died, he would only be a murderer. Thinking

to be tied over the fact that she might have to marry a sculleryboy, the mermaid asked Neptune to turn the boy into a more witty and sophisticated gentleman. Neptune only

what you got when you dropped out of Disco Clown School. "If you can't pass the class, oh, you don't get the afro." That's what my pappy always told me. The rainbow afro was the

. What can say? People love shiny chrome eye stock! Paparazzi trail demanding catch phrase! "Exterminate!" Quit BBC! DIRECT!

on the anniversary of that day 11.3 years. I argued how that .3 seemed tacked on. Nevertheless the court upheld the arrangement. What was I going to do with 11 lemons from the car